Sporting 20-inch rims, a world-class V12 engine and the uber-pimp landaulet top, the Maybach Landualet is the most badass luxury car we’ve seen in a long time. In fact, this thing is so ridiculously fly, it’s not even called a car anymore; it’s a “luxury chauffeured saloon.” And if there’s one thing that every car should be, it’s a saloon. Oh, and it costs $1.35 million dollars. Not so bad, right? I mean, the ride must be incredible. You could literally plow over a village of poor people with this thing, and not even notice. Eat that, Bentley!

Find out more about this car that you will never, ever own, here! And check out the pics below!

Apple’s 2009 WWDC conference kicks off today, with a ton of rumored goodies expected to be announced in the next couple of hours. So whether you’re waiting to find out when you can download the new iPhone 3.0 software, what the newest iPhone looks like or just wanting to see if the zombie-like Steve Jobs makes it for the event, our friends at Gizmodo are live-blogging the whole thing with up-to-the-second updates.

Check out Gizmodo’s WWDC 2009 live coverage, here!

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I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”

Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orange-skinned girls from Staten Island.

A desperate fella like me must suck it up and meet girls the hard way: in real life. (more…)