TV Shows That Need to Go

February 8, 2008 - 2:00 pm By John - USMA

American Gladiators

With the WGA strike over, TV can now return to its former glory! (No it won’t – expect most programs to either stay off the air indefinitely or return in a truncated form around April.)

Keep on trucking, keep on sucking: pointless, mind-numbing reality shows are still the only sure thing on television today, barring the billions of big-production game shows that have contestants involved in amazing feats of strength and brain power, from being smarter than a 5th grader to lying about really loving your wife – all in the name of entertainment! Sigh…

Ok, seriously – we really need to pull the plug on most of this garbage. Does quality control even exist anymore, or did everybody just stop caring? Our standards are shot, people!

The following shows are not just terrible – they’re f*cking Greek Tragedies. (more…)

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