This morning, SI.com reported that Tony Romo popped the question to 24 year old Miss USA contestant, Miss Missouri 2008, and Miss Texas Teen USA 2003 and 2005 Candice Crawford and the blonde beauty gave him a nod, a pound, and an end-zone dance (she said yeah). If Crawford sounds familiar, it’s because she’s the younger sister of Gossip Girl actor and Teen Choice Award winner Chace Crawford. To send her off properly, we’ve assembled a playoff winning photo gallery of the future Mrs. Romo. We wonder if she’s a more volatile version of Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson, a beauty queen ABOUT to go wild, or just a beard. All those “Romo’s a homo” chants just don’t come out of nowhere!

Before last Sunday’s games, there were eight teams getting ready to hit the panic button at 0-2. Some teams gave their fans a glimmer of hope (Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings), some avoided a potential winless season (St. Louis Rams), and some still face that possibility (Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers).

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When a guy like Brett Favre single-handedly brings the Green Bay Packers back to the height of the Lombardi era he probably has a little bit of respect due to him. His love of the game has always interfered with his business sense though, forcing him to think about retirement on and off for years, something Joan Rivers should have done around 1988. The fiasco in G… Click to read more

Kanye West is living the good life as he is reported to be dating 25-year-old bikini babe, Selita Ebanks. We all know Kanye but who the F’ is Selita Ebanks (other than the proud owner of some of the best side-boob in the business)?
Get 5 facts about Ebanks, and her sexy photo gallery, after the jump!… Click to read more

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?
The q… Click to read more

Now that Terrell Owens’ crying in defense of Tony Romo is old news (it’s destined to be commemorated in a “Best Week Ever” clip) Lynsey “Jessica Simpson Lookalike” Nordstrom is the new anti-news of the day. Tell your friends, update your away message.
Lynsey was hired by the pranksters at the New York Post to jinx the D… Click to read more

A staggering 49,822 people have “Ruined” Romo since Thursday, December 20, 2007!
Help your football team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands to support him.
Follow these simple steps:
1) Buy Tickets to the next
Dallas Cowboys Game.
2) Print out this picture in
Full Color.
3) Cut out eyes and head.
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Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterb… Click to read more