In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Xzibit tweeting that planking is racist, a Rangers fan who died diving for a ball, Ohio State vacating all of last year’s victories, Kenny Powers is the new CEO of K-Swiss, Yao Ming retiring, Ron Swanson loving food, Heidi Klum on the cover of GQ Russia, Tony Parker’s jet pack, Kellie Pickler’s bikini, Bacon Man, fun facts about the vagina and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

On June 22nd, Steve Nash had his annual Showdown in Chinatown soccer match at the Sarah D. Roosevelt Park in NYC. Thanks to my friend Devin, who works at VitaminWater, we scored front row seats. The match brought out some of the top athletes on Earth together for a pick-up game of soccer in front of thousands of fans. Marcin Gortat, Brandon Jennings, Steve Nash, Grant Hill, Tony Parker, Giuseppe Rossi, Claudio Reyna and many other world class athletes participated. In the end Team Nash won 16-10 and New Jersey’s own (woop woop!) Giuseppe Rossi was crowned the Player of the Game. Check out the rosters and all the pics from the action after the jump.

Back in December, we asked you, Joe G. User, who the worst sportsman of the year was. After a solid two months of voting, we have the answer. I’m kind of surprised at the results. I mean, not even close. Full results from the poll are after the jump along with a bunch of pics of our Worst Sportsman at his worst. Enjoy!

Drew Brees was recently awarded Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated.  Brees not only won a Super Bowl against Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts last February, but has made significant contributions off the field as well.  Of course you tend to not hear about it since our sports news off the field typically focurs on DUIs or domestic abuse, a player’s displeasure with their current team, or better yet, where they are taking their “talents.” Brees is a breath of fresh air and we 100% fully endorse SI’s selection. To ensure we have MORE of him and LESS of the other jackasses, we’re doling out “awards” for the Worst Sportsmen of the Year.

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Edition of the COED weekly NBA roundup where we will be focusing on all of those who deserve thanks this holiday weekend. Let’s start it off with a big Thanksgiving Thanks to Eva Longoria from the fans of San Antonio. Unfortunately, her brief three-year marriage to Spurs star point guard Tony Parker came to an end this week, but not at the expense of the Spurs win-loss record.

Erin Barry, the wife of former San Antonio Spur Brent Barry, has been fingered in the Twitterverse as the suspected mistress of Spur’s point guard Tony Parker. A tweet posted Wednesday by SI writer Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) claims:

“Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry.”

The NY Post is reporting that Tony Parker has been cheating on his wife Eva Longoria with a French model named Alexandra Paressant.
Paressant told the Post that “she met Parker at his July wedding, and after weeks of exchanging explicit text messages they had their first tryst in September at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris.”
“She further re… Click to read more