Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

The crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read more