At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature celebrities with turtle shnozs, John Hancock’s best innuendo, and reasons why you’re a broke S.O.B. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

May 23rd is World Turtle Day, an annual observance sponsored by American Tortoise Rescue. It was created to help people celebrate and protect the world’s oldest creatures – turtles and tortoises. People can pitch in by dressing up as turtles to saving turtles caught on highways, to research activities. Two things come to mind when we think of turtles – Jonathan the Zombie and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT). We celebrate World Turtle Day with a little bit of both in a photo gallery and video playlist that will have you painting your face and eating way too much pizza. Cowabunga, dudes.

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• An Ode To Odette Annable
• 7 Psychotic Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Cosmo
• Katrina Bowden Has Great Ass-ets
• 10 SAT Questions That Would Actually Predict College Success
• Natalie Portman Talks About Getting Stoned

• 10 Celebrity Couples That Make Our Skin Crawl
• Kick Monday In The Balls With These Pictures
• Kate Middleton In A Bikini Leaves Us With A “Big Ben”
• Has Kanye West Finally Grown Up?
• Celebrate March 14th With Some Delicious Girls And Pies
• 13 Obnoxious Workout Partners You Might Be Compatible With
• Chick With Huge Boobs Whipping Her Hair Back And Forth

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It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie.  Growing up as a kid, the two cart… Click to read more