High School Cheerleaders Streak Football Game – VIDEO

What to TiVo: Thursday

Note To Self..Never Piss Off Taylor Swift

TV  on the Radio: The Hardest Working Art Rockers in America

Yankees To Make Offer To CC Sabathia

AnnaLynne McCord Might Be A Lesbian

Girl Wearing Only Post-It Notes

Smells Like Pre-Teen Spirit

Crazy Girlfriend Doesnt Take Breakup Well

Saved By The Bell: Unrated Version

An Important Lesson on Boobs

Should Rock Stars’ Wives Expect to be Cheated On?

Bond Bikini Babe

Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures

Highest Paid NFL Players in 2008

Katrina Bowden is Curing Parkinson’s

Who Thought This Costume Was a Good Idea?

Marisa Miller…Enough Said

Fat Women Have More Sex

Kim Kardashian Is Wonder “Ass” Woman

Living La Vida Metal

Kate Bosworth Launches Blackberry Bold

April Scott Spices Up Halloween

What The Hell Is Shauna Sand’s Slutty Halloween Costume?

Leryn Franco Is All Wet

What to TiVo: Friday

Buttered Floor > Fat Dude

The Top 10 Worst Slasher Villains Ever

Marisa Miller’s Nov. 2008 Complex Magazine Photos

Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

OU Player Suspended For Shooting Sorority Girls With BB Gun

Scary Movies That Fail to Scare

Buffalo Bills Tailgate Is Nuts

Sexy Olivia Munn Puts the “Show” in Attack of the Show {NSFW Site]

San Francisco Weighs Decriminalizing Prostitution

TiVO These Shows Tonight

Today’s CMJ Schedule

Bulletproof Table for Eating Lead

Reddit For Music – CherryPeel.com

Sexy New Xtina Pictures

What The F**k?!

Carolina Ardohain is Looking As Sexy As Ever

Dayana Mendoza vs Anna Kournikova… Who ya got?

Favre Came Out of Retirement At The Request of EA Sports

Beer-Filled USB Drive Raises Disturbing Questions

Ashley Adriana is Smokin’

Hayden Panettiere Rocks Red Lips

The Cubs Still Suck

Sarah Palin costumes in high demand for Halloween

It’s A Communist Party!

Who is the Greatest Front Man Ever?

Are All Men Cheaters?

Sarah Palin Video Games

Final curtain for the Kimbo show

Barstool Sports Vs. The Dirty… This is Getting Good.

What to TiVo: Sunday

5 Actresses Who Might Like The Back Door

Playboy Searching for MBAs, DDs

The Top 10 Cars for Douchebags

O.J. Simpson… FINALLY GUILTY!

Simon Pegg Vs. ‘Fat Idiot’ Ricky Gervais

Top 5 Cellphone Busts of 2008

Politician Musicians

Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound

The Secret To SamRo’s Sexy Bikini Body

Eagles of Death Metal ‘Wannabe in L.A.’ – Video Premiere

The Pros and Cons of Hooking Up With a Man Whore

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls

Drunk People in Movies

Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo

Now You Can Ride A Playboy Model

What To TiVo: Saturday

How To Choose The Right Coat

Grimace is an Evil Bastard

Dear TLC,

I realize you’re attached to your name. TLC stands for the ‘The Learning Channel’ and you take a certain amount of pride in the fact that you’re really trying to teach your viewers something about the world. Please don’t get me wrong, I’ve learned a lot from you guys.

For example ‘What Not To Wear’ taught me exactly why people looked at me funny when I rocked my red-tee-tucked-into-my-red-sweatpants look for two years. You helped me get out of that phase and I appreciate you for that. Additionally, all your programming about sex that involves heavy use of x-ray footage of coitus allowed me to realize just how disgusting human anatomy can be and gave me a bunch of great facts to drop at the bar.

But let’s be real for a minute. There’s someone working for your organization who isn’t doing his job. You know who I’m talking about. Steve, the guy who’s been naming all your documentaries. He’s phoning that sh*t in and you know it. Now, I know he’s your wife’s cousin and he’s going through a rough patch right now, but it’s time to cut that guy loose.

I can imagine your meetings now:

TLC Managing Director of Content : Alright Steve, we’ve got a piece about a guy who does steroids and has a terrible addiction to them and his arms explode. Need something edgy. Something to really grab that audience.
Steve: THE MAN WHO’S ARMS EXPLODED. (more…)

To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!

Path out the full path from Manimal to Man after the jump! (more…)