We here at COED, like you - wherever the hell you are - never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.

While putting together this post, we realized that what constitutes a true “sideboob” can be tricky. For instance, like squares and rhombuses, some hand-bras can be sideboobs, but not all sideboobs are hand-bras. Sometimes it doesn’t count if the model’s laying down, or pressed up against something, sometimes it does. A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra - but way, way sexier.

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Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

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This weekend, we had  a chance to attend the 2008 eXXXotica New York porn convention which, for some retarded reason, was over an hour outside of New York, in f**king New Jersey. (How you can have something not even in New York state and call it “Exxxotica New York,” we’ll never understand.) All that aside, it was well worth the travel time.

With scantily-clad and straight-up naked chicks, porn stars and strippers from wall to wall, it was truly a day to remember–and remember it we did, with a ton of pictures for your viewing pleasure! While the whole thing was a huge learning experience (”You can do that in public?!”), super-hottie pornstar/philosopher Sasha Grey told us the best bit of wisdom from the weekend: “Nothing hurts harder than a soft d*ck chaffing your a**hole.” And on that note, here’s The Ass-ential eXXXotica New York Porn Convention…

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Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore.

Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”

Using three numbers instead of just one, the Area Coed System works like this: The first number (0-9 with 9 as the hottest) rates the face only. The second number is the ’sex factor,’ whether or not you’d do the nasty with the girl (0=no, 1=yes). And the last number (0-9) rates only the body. So instead of a perfect 10, you have a 919. If she’s only alright, she might be a 718, and so on.

Rather than have us tell you who’s hotter than who, we’ve decided to put the power into your hands with the Area Coed Challenge, and give you a chance to take the new system for a test drive.

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We’re not even sure why pillow fights are so freakin’ hot, but they are. Really, really hot. Maybe it’s because they usually happens in bedrooms with chicks wearing lacy underwear and giggling. Yeah, that’s it–giggling…But seriously ladies, if you ever want to get a guy’s attention, just pick up a pillow, take off your top and start wailing on your best friend. It’ll work every time.

If you haven’t seen this Girls Next Door pillow fight video you’re doing it wrong!

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Things are getting crazy out there people. Wars, hurricanes, the VMAs…it’s all just a little too much to handle sometimes. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob–all the best bodies from across the Web in one place. And when you’re done, tell (hurricane) Ike he can go f**k himself.

Dear Smile Train,

I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause.

But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window. Not that I don’t get what you’re trying to do. But the contrast is such a shock, it doesn’t make me want to help, it just makes me want to run.

Now you might think I’m just shallow and inconsiderate to those less fortunate, but you’re completely missing the point–I think you’re doing a good deed, and completely support your mission. But by seeing your ads on male-lifestyle Sites, it’s like having your mom walk in on you having sex–or worse, like having a poor kid with a cleft lip walk in while you’re having sex. It kills the mood–and any chance of me clicking on your ad. Read more

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.

You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.

Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.

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