A Green Card is your ticket to working the land of Tom Cruise and Coca Cola. Many have risked their lives crossing the U.S. border just to get the chance to work and make minimum wage on our shores. The counterfeit Green Card boom kicked off in 1986 when the Federal law required all employers to verify legal status before hiring an employee…

So let’s say your favorite movie is the Patrick Swayze vehicle,  Road House. It’s moved you so much that you now want to emulate zen-bouncer Dalton in real life and instill order at your favorite roughneck hot-spot. Well, I have been a bouncer. So here are some premiere bouncing tips.
1. Wear a tuxedo shirt and black bow tie, which would create a d… Click to read more

We all know the quote: “Sleep tight… Don’t let the Bed Bugs bite!”
For the majority of my lifetime, I’ve shrugged off that quote, certain that bugs in my bed that would bite me in my sleep were no more real than the boogyman in my closet who would emerge from my open closet in order to rip my head off (of course, to this day I can̵… Click to read more

Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
Asking a bartender what… Click to read more

Everybody likes sex.
Unless it’s sex you’re not involved in, coming from the bed on the other side of the room. At 3 A.M. When you’ve got a test in 5 hours.
One of the most annoying (and sometimes, horrifying) aspects of going to college is the roommate’s not-so-silent sex fest.
It happens to almost everyone; you don’t know your roommate that wel… Click to read more