Ever wondered why your female friends whine ‘oh my god but she was SO into you,’ when you thought that chick was just being nice? Struggle to tell the difference between when a girl is being really friendly or just friendly? Then you my friend need a few pointers on top signs girls are flirting. And who better to give you that advice than HayleyQuinn, our resident pick-up artist? Enough with the questions, let’s get down to bidness.

The handjob is like the Pre-Bolshevik Russia of sex moves; it seems like a good idea at the time, but its execution usually results in pain, suffering, a lot of complaining, and finally upheaval with the people taking matters into their own hands (literally). In this edition of He Said / She Said, we’re taking a look at the bane of adult men everywhere: the handjob.

You might think that you lay some serious wood on the ladies, but chances are you’re not perfect. Everyone can use either a tip or two (that’s what she said) or some practice. That’s why we had one of our female contributors pull together the 40 most common mistakes a man can make. Keep in mind that each girl is different, but these 40 things are definitely a no-no until you become a little more comfortable with the lucky lady. Once that happens, you’ve got the green light from us! Check out the 40 most common mistakes you might make in the list after the jump!

Manly and deadpan, with the best mustache since Tom Selleck, Ron Swanson’s character on Parks and Recreation is reason enough to watch the show. Despite a deep hatred of government and general apathy toward the public, Ron is the Director of the Parks and Recreation of fictional Pawnee. Staunchly opinionated and always hilarious, any guy could learn a thing or two—or ten—from this master of masculinity. Check ‘em out then take a look at his funniest photos and fan art after the jump.

Since graduating high school, the only sport I participate in drinking. As with any sport, warming up is essential to keep healthy and injury-free. I find that power hour is a great way to stretch your stomach because it offers beer, music, and shots. Girls like it because everyone can join and it requires no skill whatsoever. Making a good playlist for the game is essential though, and we show you some key tips to making sure that your night (or morning) starts and ends with a bang. Get it? Read our expert advice after the jump!

Bachelor parties are the last hurrah for the groom-to-be. It’s a time for a bunch of dudes to get together, get ridiculously drunk, throw around some money, and give in to the most debase, immoral activities the male mind can conjure up. The last thing any guy wants to think about when he’s about to let loose is rules, but if you want the final send-off to live on forever, we have a few do’s and don’ts that’ll ensure an award-winning sh*tshow. Check it out after the jump!

Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he’s the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he’s 6’3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you’re single and want to pick up a girl that’s every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William’s pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize…
See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!

Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad – unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy. I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: here is a list of superior snuggling tips.

The dog days of summer have always been a downtime for sports fans. With LeBron’s “Decision” finally past us, ESPN can now focus on Brett Favre’s “Decision” (take 5), but since it is now August, only one thing matters: Fantasy Football and your draft day decisions! I have gone undefeated over the last six fantasy leagues I’ve been a part of, including football, baseball and basketball, and want to share some helpful tips I use during each draft to the COED Community.

As a competitive man, it’s important to keep ahead of the pack, especially when it comes to looking good. So think of these women’s products you see everyday as potential winning lottery numbers, just sitting there waiting to be picked. Here are the next winning numbers.

I hate to admit, but women have all the power in a relationship. The problem is that more often than not women do not just want to do it just because we do. However, and lucky for us, there are things that can alert us to when they might be in the mood as well.

For the single, Valentine’s Day is a minefield. Happy couples walking the streets, holding hands and laughing, are just one of the groups you’ll want to mercilessly throttle for the crime of being annoying. Where can the single seek refuge? Not many places, but here’s a list of locations you’ll definitely want to avoid:
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Sex is awesome. Like, really awesome. But you know what’s even better? Stoned sex! And according to the lovely ladies of CollegeCandy.com, the high-hook-up is topping the list of many girls’ 420-to-do lists. Luckily for us all, they’ve laid out some tips for how to keep the 420 love-fest from becoming a sad lesson in why drugs are lame.

A Green Card is your ticket to working the land of Tom Cruise and Coca Cola. Many have risked their lives crossing the U.S. border just to get the chance to work and make minimum wage on our shores. The counterfeit Green Card boom kicked off in 1986 when the Federal law required all employers to verify legal status before hiring an employee…

So let’s say your favorite movie is the Patrick Swayze vehicle,  Road House. It’s moved you so much that you now want to emulate zen-bouncer Dalton in real life and instill order at your favorite roughneck hot-spot. Well, I have been a bouncer. So here are some premiere bouncing tips.
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