There are a slew of influences out there in this wet ‘n’ wild world. Ya got drugs, alcohol, TV, movies, music – just about everything and anything can make an impression on you. We write a lot about those influences and, for me at least, women seem to be the most influential. I’d say 95% of what I do on a daily basis is based on what women want and like. But, which women are the most influential? We’re talkin’ no questions asked, they yell jump and you say how high. For better or worse, they’ve got that captivating and/or motivating mojo. Who are they? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

May 18th was Tina Fey‘s birthday. While she continues to pretend like she’s not sexy on 30 Rock, our warped minds continue to fantasize, even more so when she skewers Sarah Palin… like we said, warped. But, we mustn’t ignore the performance given by legendary porn star Lisa Ann in Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? So, we’re asking you the user who uttered these quotes from the former Vice Presidential hopeful and the women who played her: was it Sarah, Tina or Lisa Ann? See the quotes and reveal the answers after the jump!

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With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

Another great week of TV in the books. COED recaps episodes from three of the more popular series, “Always Sunny”, “The League” and “30 Rock.” The Gang from Always Sunny makes Lethal Weapon 5, Liz buys new jeans on 30 Rock, and a whole lotta scheming on The League.

Do you think you know who is the most Googled woman in the world? Think again. After months of painstaking research, we have the definitive answer to which women get oogled the most on Google. And it’s not who you think. Let’s just say we never thought Betty White and Pam Anderson would be neck in neck for Google hits. Shocked? Check out the list to find out which woman is number one.

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

For anyone that has ever laughed at a movie, Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History of American Film Comedy is a must read. Whether you’re a film buff or not, this anthology holds nothing back when it comes to tackling the genre of comedy in American film.

With Katy Perry’s recent appearance on Sesame Street, in which she made babies everywhere pucker their lips, making headlines, we here at COED aren’t surprised. The children’s show has a torrid history of guest appearances by not-so-family-friendly foxes as evidenced by our list of the 12 sexiest celebrities to appear on Sesame Street. Today, we add the crooner behind California Girlz to the list. Anyone else have a hankering for milk?

Issued in droves every year for the past 25 years, teen comedies are like new cars, perennially issued with the latest gadgets and gizmos to allure the consumer’s eye. Each promises the latest in teenage angst, romantic longing, social shame, and sexual desperation, along with camaraderie, bonding, and sexual hijinks. Inevitably, one teenage film resembles another in its generalities; the difference between the plots of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Mean Girls is not much difference at all. It is in the particularities — their efforts to bottle the essence of now — that the best of the teen comedies emerge from the pack.

Television comedies are experiencing a grand resurgence. With such hit comedies as The Big Bang Theory, Glee, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Two and a Half Men, 30 Rock, and The Office, the viewing schedule is not lacking the funny these days. Maybe one day these awesome shows will join our list of the funniest TV shows ever, but for now, we’ll stick to the classics. What hilarious comedies are you loving?

The internet is chock full of ‘Hot Lists’. From the sexiest women of Sports Illustrated to the hottest women of Playboy, hundreds of new hot lists pop up on the interwebs everyday. The problem with most of these lists is that they are mundanely obvious. So in effort to stray from the norm, we thought we’d compile a queue of two things that couldn’t be more paradoxical: Sexy Women and Sesame Street. Whereas we hope you don’t find Sesame Street all that sexy, these 12 women are by far the hottest dames to ever go to “where the air is sweet”.

Do you think you know who is the most Googled woman in the world? Think again. After months of painstaking research, we have the definitive answer to which women get oogled the most on Google. And it’s not who you think. Let’s just say we never thought Betty White and Pam Anderson would be neck in neck for Google hits. Shocked? Check out the list to find out which woman is number one.

Clash of the Color Schemes topped the B.O. last weekend despite claims the 3D technology was more Viewmaster than Cameronvision. By taking in $61 million, it’s already made back a little under half of its budget. One movie entering theaters hopes couples make this weekend a three day date night.

It is pretty widely known that Barack Obama is a studly basketball player so on tonight’s episode of The Buried Life Jonnie, Duncan, Ben and Dave will attempt the most ambitious task to date, #95: Play Ball with Obama.  Luckily for the guys there’s an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars who support Barack Obama, the list is practically… Click to read more