Minnesota Timberwolves’ All-Star Kevin Love announced today that he will be spending his days on the beach (playing volleyball) during the lockout. Jose Cuervo is now the title sponsor of the Pro Beach Volleyball series, so they figured it would be a great time to show off two of their other stars: Jess Gysin (hottest college athlete of 2008) and Christal Engle. I was there to talk to Kevin Love (interview to come), but I had to wait for an hour or two to get my chance. Why wasn’t I upset about the delay? Because the view was fan-f*cking-tastic. Check out what I’m talking about after the jump.

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4….3….2….1! Happy New Year! A brand new year lies ahead, but first we must make it through New Year’s Eve. The best New Years I ever had was when I was nine, and I took out all my parents pots and pans and banged them together at midnight. Since then, there’s been a trajectory course downward in the appeal for this holiday. It’s basically amateur night, with too much pressure on having an ultimate evening out. So here’s a guide on how to have a good New Year’s Eve.

Growing up I was such a huge fan of the show “COPS.” High paced action, guns drawn, street fights, hookers dressed in neon leotards getting nailed turning tricks, hilarious down and out crack heads trying to talk the cops out of bringing them “downtown,” sweet adrenalin fueled police brutality and how about the theme song –… Click to read more

Millions of people visit New York City every year. Unfortunately, naive visitors throw a wrench into the delicate gears of this busy city with their clueless meanderings and obtrusive groups. Because of this, tourists are the most despised group of people in a city that likes to hate judge people.
Here are a few unwritten laws of the land that you must follow t… Click to read more

Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?
The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.
The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodlingâ€?,   Click to read more