Growing up I was such a huge fan of the show “COPS.” High paced action, guns drawn, street fights, hookers dressed in neon leotards getting nailed turning tricks, hilarious down and out crack heads trying to talk the cops out of bringing them “downtown,” sweet adrenalin fueled police brutality and how about the theme song – the show was f**king genius.

Well now “COPS” is back! Kind of. MTV’s BUSTED takes the “COPS” formula and applies it to your favorite major college campuses across the country. (more…)

Millions of people visit New York City every year. Unfortunately, naive visitors throw a wrench into the delicate gears of this busy city with their clueless meanderings and obtrusive groups. Because of this, tourists are the most despised group of people in a city that likes to hate judge people.

Here are a few unwritten laws of the land that you must follow to avoid coming across as a total douche, and pissing everyone around you off in the process. (more…)

Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodlingâ€?, “snugglingâ€?, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.â€? Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.” (more…)