This infographic comes to us from Flip Flop Fly Ball, the visually stimulating creation of Craig Robinson… no, not THAT Craig Robinson. The site contains baseball infographics and “other visual treats” like the Mets and Yankees logos but in the other’s teams color schemes. Mind blown yet? Anyway, I’m a Mets fan. Occasionally, I watch the Yankees. Mets games take like 2 seconds. Everybody strikes out then someone sac flies a guy who got on because of a three-base error to win the game. Meanwhile, Yankees games are like epic Roman tragedies with 8 intermissions. I have to shave once the final out’s recorded. Well, I finally have proof that Yankees games should only have 6 innings. Check it out after the jump.

Missy Elliot says it best in her song “One Minute Man:” I don’t want no one minute man. But really, who would want one? Here’s a list of ten things that no one-pump chump wants to hear after his quick performance is done.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

If you needed any more proof that Barack Obama is cooler than you, the evidence has just arrived. From 1979 – 1981 President elect Barack Obama was a student at Occidental College, a small liberal arts school in Los Angeles.
While not very much is know about the two years he spend at Occidental, a series of photos shot in 1980 by an aspiring photographer na… Click to read more

Who Is The Big Brand On Campus?
Among college kids’ favorite brands: Facebook, Nike, iPod — and Time magazine. Those were among the findings of this year’s Anderson Analytics fall survey, which since 2005 has posed a series of open-ended questions to college kids about their favorite brands and activities. This year more than 1,000 stu… Click to read more

Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 23-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us th… Click to read more

The Olympic Games are just that, games–they can’t stop world hunger, find a cure for AIDS or put an end to war. But for a couple weeks they can make things seem a little brighter. This isn’t a new idea, it’s been reported on in the past and I’m sure it’ll be reported on in the future, but that doesn’t make it a tired topic.
Iraq has seen war, and little else, for t… Click to read more

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
No problem. Here… Click to read more

Escape! is easily one of the most A.D.D.icting games around.
You control the path of the red block; your objective is to avoid the blue blocks for as long as you can. I’d say this ranks right up there with the helicopter game.
It’s rumored that Asian fighter pilots can keep it going for more than 2 minutes – but if you can get past 45 seconds you a… Click to read more

Do you have doubts about your current relationship? Is it the jitters over commitment or is the relationship done? Here are some tips to help you make a decision to keep or dump your mate.
Complaining: “Do you complain about your lover to your friends? If you do more complaining than complimenting, this is a sign things are on the decline.”
User Ex… Click to read more

There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.
Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!… Click to read more

The law of odds states that sooner or later, your lover will turn into your ex. Breaking up is hard enough, but how should you act once it’s official? Can you stay friends with the person who once held you when your goldfish died?Although there is no one answer to a question that has plagued couples (and their new mates) for centuries, there are a few guidel… Click to read more