Today’s WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss’s bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don’t think they’re rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

For years, the little yellow family from Springfield brought us an abundance of laughter… and sometimes chills. The award-winning Treehouse of Horror series has run the table of classic spooky tales and futuristic frights. Here are the 6 best episodes from the past 20 years:

Unless you’ve already traveled to the future and figured out how Lost will end, chances are you’re trying to put this puzzle together. And it’s not like your Grandma’s favorite cuddly kitten puzzle. This one is a doozy. With unfamiliar sciences abounding, Lost is as mysterious as the contents of Donald Trump’s ample coif. Since the U.S. government reschedu… Click to read more

In this video you’ll travel from Earth to the furthers known quasar millions of light years away then back down to Earth, in a total round trip of only 6 minutes and 31 seconds!

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)