It is July on the Florida campus, which means by the time you walk from your car to the football building you need a towel and a sweet tea. The word “languid” comes to mind. Coach Urban Meyer’s office is dark, its occupant stealing the last moments of summer on a coach’s calendar.

And then Tim Tebow bounds up the stairs after a noontime workout. It is July on the Florida campus, but the word “languid” never applies to Tebow. He is wearing a black Gators T-shirt, shorts, blue and orange Crocs and a summer beard.

Not that the 6-foot-3, 240-pound Tebow ever resembled a fuzzy-cheeked boy, but the beard is a subtle visual cue that one of the (already) memorable careers in the history of the game has begun its final year.

Read all about July in Gatorville!

• The First Cell Phone Ad

• Awesomely Bad Golf Pants

• Olivia Munn Does Playboy, Kinda?

• Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Hot Anymore

•  Website of the Week

• Sweet Graphic Tee Tim Tebow

• Tim Tebow Partying With Bikini Chicks

• Miley Cyrus Mocks Asians

• Lily Allen Is Sexy Drunken Sailor

• Colin Farrell Is Banging Salma Hayek?!

• Last Night’s 24 Streaming Free, No Commercials

• Christian Bale Flip-Out Remix

All we know about April is that she’s on the 2009 Kwicherbichen Bikini Team and that she’s awesome at having her picture taken. Besides that, we know nothing. But something tells us she probably causes a lot of bar fights, giggles and smokes Marlboro Lights – exactly COED’s kind of girl.

Check out April Cheryse’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: January 16, 2009

Will These Steroid-Era Baseball Stars Get Into the Hall of Fame?

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

Katy Perry Nude Photo Leaked!?!

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Revealed!

In mid-February, Sports Illustrated will unleash their 2009 Swimsuit issue! And that means one model will be picked to grace the cover. But who will it be this year? Based on some reliable insider information, we’ve narrowed the field down to eight likely contenders.

Nerds Rejoyce! Watchmen Case Settled

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.

Thursday: January 15, 2009

What Position Will Tim Tebow Play In The NFL?

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback. Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.”  If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

The 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights

After airing exclusively on DirecTV since last October, the award winning series “Friday Night Lights” is finally returning to NBC this Friday for its third season. And we here at COED couldn’t be more excited. Not only is the show one of the best on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage.

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

Wednesday: January 14, 2009

2009 Auto Show Girls

On January 17th, the 2009 North American International Auto Show officially kicks off in Detroit. And while the US auto industry might be on the rocks right now, that’s not stopping them from showcasing all the coolest up-and-coming rides. But if there’s one thing at a car show better than all the awesome cars, it’s all ridiculously hot models that go along with ‘em. So to get you ready for that hot-fest, we’ve put together some of the hottest car show models from around the world. Gentlemen, the 2009 Auto Show Girls.

How to Properly Attend a Porn Awards Show

Every red-blooded male’s dream is to be in a room full of porn stars. I—your trusty blogger have completed this mission by infiltrating a huge fancy porn award show for your benefit. This was my calling; this was my duty. So here are a few fun things to do to properly attend a porn awards show.

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins. I love ‘em. No diseases, no loose as a goose V-jay, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. Thus begins Larry Clark’s 1995 film Kids, in which the main character, Telly, is a cherry popping fiend. From this movie to the Virgin Mary to (most recently) Natalie Dylan, virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. And for some of the reasons outlined by Telly, this idolization makes a bit of sense. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! F*cking virgins is way more headache than its worth and than it has EVER been made out to be. Here are the five worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Katrina Darrell “American Idol Bikini Girl”: 109 Myspace Photos

If you watched “American Idol” last night, then you probably noticed “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell. She might not have been the best singer in the entire world (even if she did get through to the next round), but she sure knows how to rock a two-piece! Now, we’re not usually ones to toot our own horn but through some hard research we’ve uncovered a treasure trove of sexy Katrina Darrell photos. The photos you’ll see below are just the tip of the sexy iceberg! If you want to see all 100+ of Katrina Darrell’s leaked MySpace photos head over to COED Magazine Online’s Facebook Group for the rest of the bunch! Believe us, it’s worth it.

Tuesday: January 13, 2009

10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like professional athletes! From Michael Phelps to Shaun White, we’ve got you covered with 10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter.

American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house. So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine.

Monday: January 12, 2009

Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awardsand which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

Miss COED: Donna Feldman

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Week In Re-Boob: Jan 5th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback.

Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.” If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

While you’re anxiously mailing off those college applications this week, you might want to recalibrate your expectations based on your race, your wealth, and whether the NFL team in the city where that college is located is on a losing streak. The shadowy world of college admissions has left millions of confused and frustrated rejects in its wake. (So stop practicing the oboe.) Current and former admissions officers from colleges and universities across the country talked to the Daily Beast about why attending a good high school can hurt your chances, the perils of too many recommendations, and why white girls from Jersey barely have a chance. [The Daily Beast]

This Guy Is The All-Time Winningest Basketball Coach

Northern State University head men’s basketball coach Don Meyer is now the answer of your trivia question about “most wins by a men’s college basketball coach.” His 82-62 win by NSU over Mary ((the entire university, not just one woman playing five)) gives him 903 wins and counting- surpassing the mark set by Bobby Knight.

His career began in 1972 and nearly ended last September in a car accident that sent him to the hospital for 55 days, forced doctors to amputate his lower left leg and led to the discovery of a slow-growing cancer. [Online Sports Guy]

Florida’s Tebow Has Shoulder Surgery This Afternoon

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow had surgery on his right shoulder Monday and was expected to be ready for spring practice in April. The 2007 Heisman Trophy winner had surgery at Shands Florida Surgical Center to remove a bone spur and hopefully reduce chronic inflammation. Tebow announced Sunday that he will return for his senior season. [SI]

It should be of no surprise to you that we at COED pulled for the Gators in BCS Championship game. Sure Sam Bradford seems like a stand-up guy, and the Sooners have a smokin’ hot cheerleadering squad, but ever since our mind blowing road trip to Gainsville for the LSU vs UF game in October our loyalty has been with the Gators.

Sports Illustrated has announced their 2008 college football All-American teams. And although Oklahoma’s quarterback Sam Bradford won himself a prestigious bit of hardware on Saturday (the Heisman Trophy) he had to play second fiddle to Texas quarterback Colt McCoy who was named the first team All-American quarterback for 2008.

Also named to the first team was McCoy’s Texas Tech nemesis Michael Crabtree, who was one of five sophomores named to the first team. Florida’s golden boy Tim Tebow, who will play for the national championship in January was named to the third team.

When you’re done checking out the full list of 2008 All-Americans and poke them on Facebook!

If The Season Ended Today, Who’d Win The Heisman?

Last season The Watch was all Tim Tebow, all the time. Tebow claimed the top spot on this list after Week 3 and essentially remained No. 1 for the rest of the season on his way to winning the Heisman Trophy.

This year, with Florida’s offensive line getting off to a slow start and other Gators contributing more, Tebow’s production hasn’t matched its 2007 pace, and he has fallen off this list. (SI)

Northwestern Fans Party Like Only They Can…With Passionate Lesbian Kissing

I know what you’re thinking after that title Northwestern fans, nothing gets you more sexually aroused than a Tyrell Sutton TD run. Thankfully, these co-eds agree. If either of these lovely ladies would like to contact me, I would be more than happy to set up a triple kiss date at the next Northwestern home game. It’s time to step it up a notch ladies.

Watch the video! (The Angry T)

25 Most Expensive Colleges For 2008-2009

Here are the 25 most expensive colleges for 2008-2009, based on total cost (tuition + room and board). Whooie, this is some pricey book-learnin’.

Highest Total Cost 2008-2009… (The Consumerist)

If there’s one Ohio State student out there that hates Terrelle Pryor, it’s definitely Todd Boeckman.  Boeckman was the starting quarterback that led the Buckeyes back to the BCS National Championship Game last season and planned on returning to Columbus with his sights set on a return trip to the title game and more importantly, a first round selection in the upcoming NFL Draft.

Many believed the talented Boeckman could provide Ohio State with another stellar year behind center, and that his Draft stock would rise and force teams on the professional level to give him a serious look early on.

As a junior, he took over for Troy Smith and didn’t skip a beat.  He threw for nearly 2400 yards and 25 touchdowns while leading the young Bucks to a Big Ten title, an 11-1 regular season record, and a return trip to the title game.  He probably could have been drafted in the mid to later rounds, but decided to pass on leaving early after his first year as a starter knowing that most of his team would be back, and that they’d have a very reasonable shot at putting up big numbers and capturing the title that would propel him into the early rounds of the 2009 NFL Draft. (more…)