If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives.  These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them.  Thank you, Cinco.  Thank you.

#5  Thocks

Combining the sexy allure of a women’s thong with the comfort of business socks, it’s Thocks!

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#4 The G.F. Spooner

Now you can finally spoon your girlfriend and be cool with your bros, just ask John Mayer.

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#3 My New Pep-Pep

Cinco’s newest toy is a replica Pep-Pep with authentic smells and candy!

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#2 Candy Tails

Now sucking on your hair is sweeter than ever.

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#1 The Urinal Shower

Cinco’s latest product creates a unique shower experience in the comfort of any public restroom.

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So you got a new camera and/or computer for Christmas and your not quite sure what to do with it. Well lucky for you, Channel Five’s very own Dr. Steve Brule has consulted his nephew Josh and apparently it’s all about going viral and gettin’ lots of hits. Steven Brule, Hoy, Hoy.

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Take notes. These dance steps will prove invaluable when wooing the ladies.

I’ve heard a zillion whacked out theories about where babies come from, but Lil’ Bobby Stoan’s takes the cake in song.  The geniuses at Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show have succeeded yet again making something so wrong, feel so incredibly right… Great Job!

Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.

Here’s another gem from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! – With the G.F. Spooner, you can finally spoon your girlfriend AND be cool with your bros… just ask John Mayer.

Dr. Steve Brule is back with yet another essential tip for those difficult life situations.

Here’s another awesome clip from Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show – Great Job. The actual title is ‘Quilting With Will’, but i think you will agree that it’s all about cookin’ the dog.

If they’d only show you how to get the tough stains out of the suit…

This insanely awesome clip is from season 3 of Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job. And although the first two episodes are compiled of totally re-hashed clips originally shown on ‘Tim & Eric’s Not So Awesome Tour – Total Fail! ‘ – it’s still, hands down, the Absolut Greatest Show in the History of Television!!!

The Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! boys go Late Nite [SuperDeluxe]

Ashley Simpson Gets a Tattoo [Just Jared]

Jen Love Hewitt WAS sooo Hot! [Bastardly]

Indie Games to Watch Out For [Wired]

Fall Out Boy does Michael Jackson… and has a new album [PopCrunch]

Diablo Cody’s a Naked Academy Award Winner (NSFW) [Hollywood Tuna]

Sex Toy Shopping Part One [College Candy]

This Picture Makes Me Feel Really Funny [Dlisted]

Oscar Winners: Where Will We See Them Next? [BuzzSugar]

Christina Aguilera’s Bizarre Massive Cleavage [Grumpiest]