We all like to eat junk food - it’s good for the soul. The only thing stopping us from eating it nonstop is that pesky giant ass we’re growing because of it. But not more! Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Good Job! has the perfect most absurd solution - artificial second stomach!

With food prices soaring and the economy in the dumps, everyone is looking for ways to save a couple extra bucks. And My Eggs allows you to do just that–by turning your own body waste in delicious shell-covered treats!

I’m not gay or anything, but this guy is a good catch. He loves children and doesn’t mind cleaning up diapers…Or, uh, well, he does something with diapers. I’m not so sure it doesn’t just cause more of a mess, though…

We’re not biased or anything, but Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! is the best g*ddamned program on television. And the new season (#3) starts at12:45am this Sunday night, (ok, technically it’s Monday) on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim!

Luckily for everyone on the entire planet (except maybe those in censor-happy China), clips from the new season are already available! They don’t say anything about the clips being new, but they are…hilarious!

Check out new Tim and Eric clips here!