Things are getting crazy out there people. Wars, hurricanes, the VMAs…it’s all just a little too much to handle sometimes. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness th… Click to read more

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!
But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy… Click to read more

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!
This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from aroun… Click to read more

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins
Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty
Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble
Pimp: Homeless Man Swindles 13 Women
Geek Decor
Um, I Don’t Think That’s Right…
17-Year-Old Dude Can Play The Piano
 Sweet Frozen Deer
Stupid Parents
Enough Bacon
 
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Matt Wantland, guitarist/songwriter for 10 Years, dialed me up to inform me of how much better the weather was in Tennessee than New York. He mentioned a thing or two about his band, too.
The band, 10 Years, has not been together 10 Years…they’ve um…been together nine….But they’ve done a sh*tload more than most bands in the l… Click to read more

Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]
Sexy Halloween Costume – Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit – Gallery [Barstool Sports]
Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]
Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]
Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site
Sly Stallone l… Click to read more

I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)
OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????… Click to read more