If Thanksgiving Had A Comic Book…

Tila Tequila Ruins The Greatest Cleavage Shirt

Jessica Biel & JT Took Her Dogs For A Walk!

Blake Lively Gets Chesty Once Again

Hockey Goalies Watching Too Much MMA

Taylor Momsen is a Lollipop Licker

Chris Cooley Punched In The Groin By Teammates

Eliza Dushku is Freaking Hot

Kitty Lea Gets Bizarre

Beer Bottle Explosion

10 Greatest Videos Of Animals Playing Sports

Heidi Klum’s Got MILF Milk

5 Year Old Has Best Iron Man Costume Ever

Pork Tapeworms Eat Brain, Yet Another Reason to Cook Ham

Failing Economy Means Better Condom Sales

Gary Busey Admits Snorting Coke Off His Dog

Former COED Writer Has A New Reality Show

The Bruises Of An NFL Tight End

Tom Brady Is Washed Up, Might Retire

Inmate Caught Smuggling Pot In His Fat Folds

Tila Tequila Because She’s Hot And Slutty

Former Addict? Stay Away From Facebook

How Not to Unload a Sports Car

Eddie Vedder Is A Fat F*ck

Today’s CMJ Schedule

Celebrity Ass Detective

Your Drug Problem, the Brand

Chill Your Drinks to the Bone

Paris Hilton Buys London Brothel

It’s been long rumored that in her life before MTV stardom Tila Tequila was a Vegas escort turning tricks for straight-cash-homey.

Although no proof has even been produced to prove this claim Dick Manly of Spike.com may have stumbled upon some hard evidence during a recent trip to the strip.

Manly had a card handed to him on the strip and it’s definitely her - just look at the pictures. She’s advertised as working under the name “Suzette” and is reasonably priced at $79 for a 2-girl special.

Check out Spike’s whole investigation, phone call to the sex operator and more photos!

Things are getting crazy out there people. Wars, hurricanes, the VMAs…it’s all just a little too much to handle sometimes. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob–all the best bodies from across the Web in one place. And when you’re done, tell (hurricane) Ike he can go f**k himself.

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! Read more

Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins

Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty

Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble

Pimp: Homeless Man Swindles 13 Women

Geek Decor

Um, I Don’t Think That’s Right…

17-Year-Old Dude Can Play The Piano

 Sweet Frozen Deer

Stupid Parents

Enough Bacon

Matt Wantland, guitarist/songwriter for 10 Years, dialed me up to inform me of how much better the weather was in Tennessee than New York. He mentioned a thing or two about his band, too.

The band, 10 Years, has not been together 10 Years…they’ve um…been together nine….But they’ve done a sh*tload more than most bands in the last nine years. The guys are from Knoxville, and they’ve toured all over. They just finished up the Family Values Tour with the freakin’ Deftones, among other bands, of course, and they’ve also toured with other big name acts like Hatebreed, Disturbed, Korn, Linkin Park…etc. Needless to say, they’ve been busting their asses and it’s finally starting to pay off.

Check out 10 Years’ “Beautiful” music video after the jump! Read more

Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]

Sexy Halloween Costume - Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit - Gallery [Barstool Sports]

Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]

Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]

Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site

Sly Stallone looks like sh*t [Beyond Hollywood]

New Megan Fox movie in the works [Buzzfeed]

Dog Shoots Man [With Leather]

Tila Tequila is a Slutty Schoolgirl [Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa is sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

One of the Jonas Bros gets plastic surgery [Just Jared]

Howard Stern David Letterman Video [Pop Crunch]

Breaking News! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!! [Bastardly]

Michelle Rodriguez should shave her arm pits [IDLYITW]

Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too [YouTube]

I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)

OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” So many exclamations, so little time. (Idolator)

Expensive “O” Face: Beautiful Agony is a paid-subscription site that allows you to watch chicks and dudes orgasm…from the neck up. Well, at least Faces of Porn is free. (Beautiful Agony)

Kindred Sprits: Infamous YouTuber “itschrisrocker” lashes out at Britney haters with venom (and complete, unfiltered insanity). (YouTube)

SCALE-BREAKING NEWS: People are fat in certain neighborhoods due to lack of “walking amenities.” This quote came from an “exercise enthusiast,” mind you. (CNN)