September 23rd is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Bisexuals remain the single most curious phenomenon. I’ve argued ad nauseum with many friends about whether or not someone can be a “true” bisexual – does that mean they have to split time equally boning boys and girls? Where’s the scoreboard? Anyway, there’s no arguing our list of the 27 sexiest celebrity bisexuals. To quote Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, “it’s okay to put us in a three-way” with any of these ladies. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Twitter’s a mixed bag; there’s a lot of superfluous garbage. Many consider it to be a steady stream of textual diarrhea, it’s enough to make a person give up.  But, there are a few people worth following for their consistently charming and intriguing tweets. Whether it’s their observational humor, unfiltered dialogue, refreshing nature, nonsensical babble, or flat-out ability to engage with his or her fans, the following 10 tweeters never disappoint. Check ‘em out below and let us know if we missed any in the comments section after the jump!

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• Come For The Whopper, But Stay For The Beatdown

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In the latest installment of what’s perhaps the greatest web series of all-time, Zach sits down with Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston for yet another awesomely-awkward interview. As you could probably imagine, the chemistry between Zach and Tila is electric. Between Zach and Jennifer… not so much.

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

Looking to order something different at the bar this Cinco De Mayo? Perhaps something that comes with a fake pregnancy and a slightly questionably bisexual after taste? Well order up COED’s Cinco de Mayo preferred tequila shot, the infamous Tia Tequila shot… right to the head.

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune (and daughter of New York Jets owner Robert Johnson), was found dead on January 4th. Then things got really strange. Johnson’s ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel came forward to reveal that she had a sex tape with Johnson and they were planning on releasing it.

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• Jennifer Love Hewitt Does FHM.

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The votes are finally in for FHM UK’s annual FHM‘s “100 Sexiest Women In The World”. And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we’re as guilty as anyone. But we’ve decided enough is enough…

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It’s been long rumored that in her life before MTV stardom Tila Tequila was a Vegas escort turning tricks for straight-cash-homey.
Although no proof has even been produced to prove this claim Dick Manly of Spike.com may have stumbled upon some hard evidence during a recent trip to the strip.
Manly had a card handed to him on the strip and it’s defi… Click to read more