C’mon kids, you little rascals should know better. At the zoo, there’s no feeding the animals, jumping over the side, or littering allowed. And there’s certainly no angry bird playing. No Jimmy, that is not the blue-bird-that-mystically-turns-into-three-blue-birds-when-you-tap-the-screen, that is a Sialia mexicana so put it down. I said, put. it. down. No! Don’t launch it!

Ah, porn stars! How can you have a sex scandal when the only thing you’re famous for is having sex? Truly, it takes a special type of porn star to create a stir doing something in her spare time which she’s paid to do at work. Here are the six sexiest sex scandals involving America’s greatest heroes, the porn star:

• Dirty Job’s host reads Tiger’s dirty texts

• A sexy model who is also smart (video)

• GTA finally adds more hooker slapping

• Douchiest frat boy on earth

• Must see movie of the weekend

• Celebs and their porn star twins

• Scientific Proof You Need to Have Sex Tonight

• 20 People who had a worse day than you

• Nike commercial slightly more classy than a Tiger sex tap

• Meet Tiki Barber’s intern/girlfriend

• School would have been a lot hotter if she was our girlfriend

If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not – because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings.

Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d reco… Click to read more

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