Today’s WTF news items feature a former porn star who’s stockpiling her talent roster with celebrity mistresses, a new planet that will put Jupiter in its place (finally!), and the possibility that we might owe the Nazis thanks for 3D film. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Hooray Internet, you have outdone yourself. The folks from Half Day Today (of Glenn Beck Radio Freak Out Remix fame) have put together this sweet slow jam remix of the infamous Tiger Woods-Jaimee Grubbs voicemail message. Tiger Woods really does know how to treat a lady right.

Tiger Woods has always been a darling to advertisers because of his great image, which is why he banked an estimated $110 million in 2008. After his latest encounter with Mr. Tree, Mr. Fire Hydrant and Mrs. Woods however, Tiger might have some very different endorsements lined up for the future.