The best thing about Memorial Day is that it means summer is finally here! And with summer comes the good things in life. But one of the best parts is, you guessed it, chicks in (and out of) bikinis. One of the best places to see the sexy stunners of summer showing tons of skin is the lovely Lake Havasu, which has everything from endless beer to boats to loads of ladies taking off pretty much everything. Care to take a look? (more…)

If you aren’t already drunk, then you probably missed the fact that today is Cinco de Mayo. So we’ve put together a collection of Mexican “edecanes” (promo girls) and “porristas” (cheerlearders), to help you get this party started. These lovely ladies have to be the sexiest señoritas south of the Rio Grande. It’d totally be worth getting swine flu to score one of these hotties.

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If 500 Daytona Beach babes didn’t convince you that this sunny Florida town has some of the hottest chicks around, then we’ve got one more way to show you the light: Daytona Bike Week Babes. This festival of badass bikes, babes and booze draws in tens of thousands from around the country, including tons of chicks wearing little to nothing, just because they can. And as you might have guess, we’re totally OK with that.

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Sunday, NASCAR fans from around the country converged on sunny Florida for the 51st running of the Daytona 500. And we could think of no better way to celebrate this all-American event than by bringing you our own version of the Daytona 500 -the ultimate compilation of Spring Break beach babes on the Internet. So, light the fires and kick the tires – this one’s going to be a scorcher. (more…)

If you had to take one guess what Reef sells, you’d probably put your money on thongs (the butt kind) before you’d ever guess that they make sandals and surf gear. Which is why they’re freakin’ awesome. From magazine ads to Miss Reef competitions, Reef has been the leader in finding perfect asses for as long as we can remember. So let’s take a moment to honor their greatness with…you guessed it – a bunch of amazing Reef Girl booties!

The growing Latin population in the U.S. means more and more Spanish is being spoken on TV. But that doesn’t mean you have to know Spanish to enjoy the sheer ridiculousness of such spicy import channels as Telemundo and Univision. Even if you don’t know a lick of Spanish, you’ll still find the following four shows highly entertaining. (more…)

Society has been telling women for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?

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Guys don’t really know much about women’s underwear past “This type gives me a boner, that type doesn’t.” When you’re in high school (or from Long Island), thongs are the best thing this side of Steak and a Blow Job Day–mainly because the tops of thongs usually pop up above girls’ pants, drawing our eyes and attention directly to the butt part of the body, flooding our imaginations with arrest-worthy thoughts.

Still, some (adult) dudes will tell you they like the thong best–on certain girls. But nowadays, it’s all about the boy-shorts. These fantastic bottoms create a magical under-ass area that does wonders for a man’s mood–if you’re depressed, just ask your girl to throw on a pair, you’ll see what I mean. They look good on girls of all shapes and sizes, are nice to touch when we’re fooling around, and are perfect attire for the WiiFit. Ladies, if you only have one type of underwear (which you don’t), make it boy-shorts–we’ll never complain. (more…)

She’s made Ric Flair fall face first with a kiss, she has an irresistible smile, she cancan take body slams, and most importantly she loves babies and puppies. She’s none other then WWE Diva turned Playboy Covergirl, Maria Kanellis.

Maria won wrestling fans hearts with her ditzy personality (don’t let it fool you), long legs, green doe eyes that melt even the coldest heart, and her gestures of blowing kisses to the crowd. Maria was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to talk to COED about everything from wrestling, life, and Barry Manilow?! (more…)

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)