There are few absolute truths in the DC comic book universe. Superman can’t be around kryptonite, OA is the source of the Green Lanterns’ power, Wonder Woman hates most men, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. Everything else can be cured by a simple “crisis,” of varying levels of finality.

In the newest twist of comic book fate, a line has been crossed. When Doomsday killed Superman and Marvel killed off Captain America (Steve Rogers), I had trust and faith that everything would recover and those responsible would see the err of their ways. But in this newest turn, the unthinkable has been thought. Not only is Dr. Thomas Wayne alive, but he is really Simon Hurt – the leader of the Black Glove organization. As if that wasn’t enough of a WTF, he kills his son Bruce Wayne/Batman. And he is dead, like dead-dead, like no kryponian trance or Bat-droid or Skrull pretending to be Batman in some inter-universal conspiracy.

Writer Grant Morrison has been quoted as saying, “This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman. Batman will live on though, with another character filling his Batsuit.” Reading the subtext correctly, Bruce Wayne will be back - but not as Batman. The question is, what silly-ass vehicle will they use to bring him back.

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If you’re a fan of beautiful, busty models not afraid to take it all off (which you are), then you’ve probably heard of UK tabloid The Sun’s Page 3 Girls. And the hottest of them all, Keeley Hazell, is finally appearing nude in Playboy, along with all her naked friends!

As the most coveted spot for aspiring ‘glamour’ (topless) models in the UK, Page 3 has introduced the world to the hottest British babes ever to rock our world. Started in 1969 by media mogul Rupert Murdoch–yes, that Rupert Murdoch–to help boost circulation of his publication, Page 3 has been a source of sexiness for generations. But today, the list of all-natural (breast implants not allowed) uber-bombshells the page has produced gives us goosebumps of horniness.  Read more

Made famous in the pages of London’s The Sun newspaper as a bare-chested Page 3 model, this 30-year-old pin-up was also featured in Eurotrip–which seems fitting, because we’d take a trip to Europe, to catch a glimpse of this British babe.

Check out Jakki Degg’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read more