Since the premiere of MTV’s Jersey Shore Guido coverage has been at an all-time high on the internet. We gave you 64 Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes and today Holy Taco announced Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has her own line of Snuggies coming out, well not really. Tonight is Jersey Shore’s “punch” episode and even though MTV has decided to edit out the punch we want to know whether or not you will be tuning in?

Where to begin with Guidos? Since the release of MTV’s Jersey Shore, it’s been tough for me to admit that I was born and bred in the Garden State (even though only one cast member is actually from Jersey). These people are like a cancer on humanity that needs to be ripped out and discarded in a bio-waste facility in Cleveland. Nonetheless, the show is entertaining, if only for their sheer wantonness and clueless stupidity.

This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV’s latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves.