The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

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Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we’ve made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak…

For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

America’s classiest TV show, The Jersey Shore, returns July 29th and we’re on the edge of seats waiting to see if Snooki has officially been declared the world’s first living Oompa Loompa. In order to calm our nerves a little bit we’ve put together a gaggle of gaudy guidettes to remind you just why we’re so excited for the show to return.

The Situation announced that he’s writing a self-help fitness book that will help beer-bellied men across America look just like him. It’s pretty generous considering they’ve already taught us so many life lessons. While we’re eagerly anticipating the book that is sure to change our life, we’re ready to get started now on getting a ripped body. Because it’s not that hard to use weights or even to get a rock-hard body without stepping a foot into a traditional gym.

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

The 1st season of “Jersey Shore” has been laid to rest, the cast still sits with us. Initially, one wouldn’t think that much could be learned from the cast but their smartest and dumbest choices offer each of us a bit of wisdom. Accordingly, here is a list of life lessons courtesy of each “Jersey Shore” cast member.

Face it. No matter how you guys dress, talk or think, when you’re out in public, your ultimate goal is to score fine chicks. To help you get a jump start on becoming the guy that every woman wants to be with, we’ve put together a list of 5 habits to bring your sexy back . Follow our tips and that hot sex life will soon be yours.

Spring break is time to get away from school, responsibilities and the mundane. But while it is a time to let loose, there are some rules that should be followed that will help make your vacation safe, fun and keep you as happy and popular as Tequila in Mexico.

WWow! Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, is the super sexy vixen of the house on MTV’s “hit” show (Snook Duck!) Jersey Shore. She’s smoking hot, a laugh riot, and willing to throw down at the drop of a “Fat” comment. MTV Jersey Shore’s super sexy sexpot featured in a full modeling shoot. Just try to catch your breathe!