Holy crap, have we really gone through another week of watching these shows? Indeed, we did. And because some of them are turning out to be extraordinarily lame (I’m looking at you, Shark Tank!), I’m going to be switching things up a little bit. I’m getting rid of some of the dead weight, just like the fatties on The Biggest Loser — but… Click to read more

The reality shows this week were PACKED with sheer entertainment. Rozlyn from The Bachelor got outed as the biggest slut to ever skank up the small screen (at least on ABC), and it was detox week on Celebrity Rehab 3. We saw seizures, we saw the Real World kids get physical (on both an intimate and violent level), and we saw Frank the Entertainer’s mom flip… Click to read more

Well, we made it through the first week. We’ve met the addicts of Celebrity Rehab, gawked at the women fighting for the love of Frank the Entertainer and heard Mike, the surprising show homo, admit to having sex with 15 women and 5 guys on The Real World D.C. No joke, I replayed that scene no fewer than a dozen times — you can practically hear the music come screeching to a halt when Ty says, “You’ve had sex with five guys?!” Classic. Freaking classic.

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