Don’t crap where you eat. Don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Don’t photo copy your butt cheeks and make it the desktop image on all the office computers. Anyone else think these rules are more bogus than beneficial? Being professional at the work is a style cramper and instead of decreasing sexual tension, I’d much rather up the awkward ante. Here are some tips for all you readers who want to do the same.

Craig Robinson has been known to steal a scene or two on the long running NBC comedy, The Office, the dick bouncer from Knocked Up or in his latest theatrical undertaking, Hot Tub Time Machine. This summer he’ll be hosting NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” which means he’s about to be all the rage. Get to know him now before he makes it big.

Ricky Gervais is a comedic All-Star. While he is a well-known celebrity in the United States, in the United Kingdom he is a bona-fide superstar. And rightly so. With the television shows The Office and Extras already under his belt, he has gone on to make several major motion pictures as well as host awards shows. Ricky Gervais’s star is continuously rising, and it’s time to take notice.

A lot of your favorites are new this week. Lost, V, Modern family, Castle, House, FlashForward, 24, Big Bang Theory, American Idol, NCIS, Glee, Survivor, CSI, Fringe, Bones, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy and countless others are new this week. But why not have a look at these other little gems you may not have noticed?

Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It’s been developing for years and we’ve now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…

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Recently, we put together a guide to all of the best online television sites on the Internet. But it looks like someone else had that idea and ran with it.
By allowing you to search through over 11,000 full-length episodes – 26 million hours of video – Blinkx.com is the best way to find exactly the shows you want to watch online.
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In a couple of short weeks, with the Olympics over and the dog days of summer crawling back into their hole for another year, the networks release unto us the new seasons of some of the best entertainment this side of a Michael Phelps race.
But with so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know which ones to give priority on your Tivo. So we’ve narr… Click to read more

Plans to expand the Dunder Mifflin paper manufacturing brand have been shredded.
It was rumored that NBC was planning a spin off for The Office, but executive producer Greg Daniels is now “said to be creating an entirely different series (possibly a workplace comedy) built around Saturday Night Live‘s Amy Poehler.”
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Over 1,000 people voted in our recent poll What Is The Best Show On TV and The Office came out on top with 13% of the votes. So, you want more Office content? Ask and you shall recieve.
I bet you didn’t know that Steve Carell called out of work on the first day of the writers strike citing “enlarged balls.” Pretty sweet fact right?!
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