Marooned Without a Compass Day. You may ask “what the h*ll is that,” which coincidentally is the same question that many people ask themselves when they watch Lost. There’s very little information out there about who founded Compass Day or that addictive f*cking island, so like any true blogger would do with something he or she doesn’t understand, we’ll poke fun at it using amazing Youtube clips. Here’s some of the best Lost parodies that we could scrounge from the amazing video database. Check them out after the jump!

October 20th is John Krasinski’s birthday. The Office ladies man turns 32 years old on this day. To celebrate we’re going to settle an age old debate that many fans are still undecided on. Krasinski’s character, Jim Halpert, had his way with arguably the two hottest girls the show has ever seen, Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Karen (Rashida Jones). We know Jim’s made his decision, marrying Pam, but earlier in the series he dated Karen (and we think an extramarital affair might be in store). We still can’t decide which of these two we would choose, so help us out, who’s hotter: Jenna Fischer or Rashida Jones? Check out their photo galleries below then vote after the jump.

Have you ever been so pissed at a fictional TV character that you wanted to reach through the screen and shake the sh*t out of them? Technology hasn’t quite reached that point, but we hope it does soon as some characters just piss us off to no end. Sometimes they make mistakes, have annoying voices or are just plain stupid. Whatever the reason, check out our list of the 13 TV characters that rub us the wrong way after the jump.

F*ck Seinfeld, 80′s sitcoms are still where it’s at. That’s why this re-edit of The Office is so on-point. Not only does it have the short scene in the beginning but it then cuts to the cheesy intro song. If you’re either a fan of The Office or have a soul, I guarantee that this will make you smile. All that’s missing is some twins… Check out the video below.

This week’s viewing schedule is jam-packed with action, adventure, and bad vocals. There are some new shows premiering this week as well as some old favorites returning. So warm up your channel-changing thumb and get ready for some action!

It was Christmas overload last night as Community, The Office, 30 Rock, and The League all put their best merry foot forward to spread the holiday cheer. Does Dwight get revenge on Jim? Is Tracy Jordan the new Sean Penn? How awesome is stop animation? Will The League have a spin-off? Click through to get the scooper duper pooper pants. What?

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Christmas is fast approaching, bringing with it countless special Christmas episode and season finales. And let’s face facts…nothing brings more Christmas cheer than watching the season finale of Dexter with those you love.

Minute to Win It – NBC – Tuesday, December 7, 8 p.m. (ET)
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Thursday night might be the best night of television. Is Must See TV back? Sure seems like it with the lineup NBC and FX keeping rolling out each week. On The League Andre catches sh*t from the guys about his soy intake, which leads to man boobs, which leads to accidental breastfeeding. It was Troy’s bday on Community, 30 Rock does intervention, and Michael’s worried about China taking over on The Office. WATCH FULL EPISODES AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Last night saw Charlie come ever so closer to going over the edge as the gang attempts to throw him a birthday party, the gang on 30 Rock goes back to college, and on The Office Ryan might have the ultimate Facebook killer, WUPHF.com.

Geeks have come a long way since the days of Revenge of the Nerds. Once Vogue declares that “geek is chic” you know you’ve gone mainstream. Since television executives are a bit slower on the uptake, it’s taken them a while to catch on. These ladies are hot, the kind of hot that’ll make your glasses steam up: brainy, geeky and ridin’ nerdy.

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

• Darth Vader’s history of crime

• Sexting is now a college class

• Someone’s not playing for team USA

• Detroit Tigers have hygiene problems

• 5 D-bags to replace Simon Cowell

• How to text girls

• The real reason Steve Carell is leaving the office

• The Office set gets even more awkward

• 10 celebs rocking with their thongs out

• Which soccer WAG was working her bikini?

• 10 easy ways to kill the mood fast

• the human race is doomed

• 25 hottest Canadian women

• just another reason to grow that mustache

Don’t crap where you eat. Don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Don’t photo copy your butt cheeks and make it the desktop image on all the office computers. Anyone else think these rules are more bogus than beneficial? Being professional at the work is a style cramper and instead of decreasing sexual tension, I’d much rather up the awkward ante. Here are some tips for all you readers who want to do the same.