Reef Girls and The Week That Was…

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are living legends, among an elite group of actors who are celebrated now, and will continue to be in years to come, for their continued excellence on the screen. This weekend marks only their second time sharing the screen since the 1995 film Heat, in the much anticipated thriller, Righteous Kill.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition

Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

Pledging: “The Best Time of Your Life, But You’ll Never Do it Again”

I remember hearing that phrase, “The Best time of your life, But You’ll Never do it Again.”  At least that’s what I heard when I had a sports jacket on and all the “brothers” were cheering me on as we got drunk and had fun on bid day. And sure it was fun the first couple of weeks when we had to do little chores for the brothers and even humiliate yourself for a gag or two.

Top 5 Reasons Not To Feel Sorry For Tom Brady

Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy yet.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Rate Your Girl: The Area Code System At Work

Every guy has, at one point or another, seen a hot girl walk by or sitting at the bar, turned to his bro and given her a rating from 1-10. It’s fun. We’ve done it, you’ve done, everybody’s done it. But it’s just not working for us anymore. Luckily, a while back we discovered a far superior chick rating system than the outdated and insufficient 0-10 called the “Area Code System.”

God Hates My Fantasy Football Team

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney. Then God struck.

Three Blog Monte: Bar Rafaeli

Pick a card, any card. This marks the third installment of our new weekly game Three Blog Monte, which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is Bar Rafaeli! Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education. Welcome to the club Natalie! What to do, what to do? Wait tables? Baby-sit? Empower yourself by starting a dorm cleaning business?
Nah, the 22 year-old has decided to auction off her virginity on the Howard Stern Radio show saying, “I don’t have a moral dilemma with it…we live in a capitalist society, why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

Kill Your TV: Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online

I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.

Sexy Girl Pillow Fight

We’re not even sure why pillow fights are so freakin’ hot, but they are. Really, really hot. Maybe it’s because they usually happens in bedrooms with chicks wearing lacy underwear and giggling. Yeah, that’s it–giggling…

Miss COED: Katy Perry

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

Monday, September 8th, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: August 30th – Sept. 5th

Things are getting crazy out there, people. So instead of going crazy trying to figure out who’s going to win the election or if you’re next in line to have your life crushed to smithereens by Mother Earth, take a break and bask in the supple awesomeness that is COED’s Week in Re-Boob

Joba Chamberlin’s Jersey Shore Impersonator Arrested

A New Jersey man was arrested for impersonating Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain in order to gain free bagels and some celebrity va-jay-jay – allegedly over 100 girls in fact. COED was unable to interview the perpetrator, Ryan Ward, but this is how we’d imagine he’d answer if we asked him what was going through his mind during his run as the faux Joba:

Obama’s Grandfather’s Junk

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**. The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements. Great Job!

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Tom Brady Out For Season With Torn ACL

The New England Patriots have been delt a devistating blown in the first game of the 2008 NFL season as their star quarterback Tom Brady has suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee. The news was broken by Yahoo Sports writer Michael Silver and confirmed by two sources close the the situation. “It’s bad,” a team source said. “We’re going to have to play without him.” Brady was hurt as he stepped up in the pocket to make a throw to wideout Randy Moss.

10 Tips For Going Green In College

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care. That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the non-recyclable towel. There are so many things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint and give back to Mother Earth.

How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College

It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males do–masturbate.

Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

The show freakin’ ROCKED! But we realized something–unless he’s singing, you cannot understand a damn thing Luke Pritchard says. He’s a bit like Brad Pitt in Snatch. So instead of transcribing out an interview full of “TAPE UNCLEAR”, we’ve decided to give you the whole thing, uncensored and only marginally decipherable to the untrained ear, plus some sweet snapshots from Wednesday night’s show.

Check out The Kooks’ Luke Pritchard interview and exclusive photos after the jump! (more…)

The Kooks Cover MGMT, Give Stuff Away!

Well, if you like The Kooks, and you like MGMT (which you do), then you’re in luck! The British rock band just covered MGMT’s “Kids,” and you can listen to it for free, right here! But that’s not all. Astralwerks records is having “Do You Wanna See The Kooks” contest, which includes chances to see the Kooks for free, have the band record a personalized outgoing message for your voicemail, Kooks swag and more!

For you NYU students who just got back to campus and are looking for something to do, The Kooks are set to rock Central Park’s Rumsey Playfield on Wednesday, September 10th. Pick up tickets on Ticketmaster.com!

Check out The Kooks’ tour schedule after the jump! (more…)

The Kooks Interview – Send Us Your Questions!

the-kooks-resize.jpgNext week COED will be sitting down with The Kooks and we want to have them answer YOUR questions!

In the comment section below, submit as many questions for the band as you like, and come back next week for the answers.

We really will try to have them answer as many as possible.

Listen to The Kooks latest single “Sway”, and watch music videos for “She Moves In Her Own Way” and “Naive” if your in the mood for a solid throwback.

20 Alt-Rock Songs You Must Download at Once!

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Although much of the music world is in shambles – I’m looking at you gangsta rappers and label reps – the alternative rock scene is very strong.

The following bands may not be getting rich from their art (because of pirating and contracts that rape them of well deserved royalties) but they sure do put out some incredible music.

Here are the 20 songs you should download RIGHT NOW. Mind you I said “Download” because who has $10 laying around to buy an overpriced album from Wal-Mart or Apple, even if the artist really does deserve the money? Not me! (more…)

COED Music: The Kooks – “Naive”