What’s up COED Nation?! Are you feeling the Madness? I LOVE this time of year. Nothing beats the excitement and unpredictability of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.  68 teams all with the same one dream make for an entertaining month of theater. I went to the University of Maryland, who used to be a perennial tournament team. We didn’t make the to… Click to read more

Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now is Jason Kidd, who can’t wait for his child to get bumped off of the “Ugliest Celebrity Babies” list. Now while it’s true that nothing Snooki does should/would ever motivate you, there… Click to read more

The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

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Have you found yourself feeling depressed over the lame-ass Christian name your parents branded you with at birth? Are you tired of every “tool bag with a blowout” swiping your action because he’s got a sweet goomba moniker and you don’t? Well then say hello to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. With just a few simple keystrokes, you can turn any normal name…