If you’re still on the fence about watching Audrina Patridge’s new VH1 reality show “Audrina” on Sunday,  we can think of at least 2 very good reasons to do so…  wink wink nudge nudge.  Sure, it’s unlikely that a show about Audrina and her sisters will be quality engaging television, but the girl masterfully fills a bikini and she wears a helluva lot of them.  Oh, and did we mention her propensity for handbras?

Yesterday, Egotastic featured photos of Audrina Patridge and her sister… I mean, her MOM in bikinis pretending to be Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo with their pic-a-nic basket on the beach. Luckily, this won’t be the last you’ll see of Mrs. Patridge as her most famous daughter’s new show will debut on VH1 in the coming weeks. COED’s on board the Patridge Family bus and after seeing pics of the lineage in action, it’s safe to assume Audrina’s got plenty of mileage ahead of her (barring any Heidi-esque surgeries). Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any of her mom’s hand bras or side boobs, so you’ll just have to settle for Audrina’s. Sorry, three more years ’til we post her sister’s greatest hits.

Former MTV Real World star Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin recently surprised fans by cashing in his Money In The Bank contract and snagging the WWE Championship from Randy Orton in the process. The Miz’s journey has been a long one and, to be honest, almost no one took him seriously when he’d parade the Real World house with his fake championship belt. He’s like the Kurt Warner of the WWE. Actually, he’s one of a kind. No other reality TV star has achieved such a feat. It made us wonder, are there ANY other reality TV stars that could make it in the squared circle? Here are our nominees.

Jessica’s a Playboy model who’s been a spokesmodel for St. Pauli beer and a briefcase beauty on “Deal or No Deal.” She’s also appeared on MTV’s “The Hills,” and can now be seen on E!’s “Kendra,” as the host of E!’s “That Morning Show,” as the host of TV Guide Channel’s “Hollywood 411″, and as the co-host of Playboy Radio’s “The Morning After”.

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Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

USA and Syfy are rolling out plenty of new shows this week. While USA and Syfy dominate this week’s schedule, there are still plenty of other goodies, too. So check out what this week has to offer!

The old adage ‘Everythings’ bigger and better in Texas’ holds true when it comes to Bree Condon. This super sexy Houston, Texas native is one of COED’s all-time favorite beauties for very obvious reasons. Take a look at her Week That Was Gallery and we’re sure you will agree.

For whatever reason, people still find it amazingly entertaining to watch hot rich people do stupid sh!t with their lives. But instead of forcing you to sit through a bunch of episodes just to see Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (oh yeah, and Lo and Stephanie Pratt, too) stripped-down…

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Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s The Hills. The party is going down at New York City’s Tavern on the Green, kicking off at 10PM. This might not be a big deal to you. But to your girlfriend, tonight is like Christmas come early.
Since you’ll probably get dragged into watching it anyway, below we’ve given you five reasons why you sho… Click to read more

Known for her role as one of the cast members of MTV’s The Hills, 23-year-old Audrina Patridge is said to be pursuing a career as a “mactress,” the uber-popular model-actress hybrid we all know and love. So if it means more pictures like these, let us know if she needs a reference…
Check out Audrina Patridge’s Daily Snapshot g… Click to read more

This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the… Click to read more

Anyone can have a baby these days and that includes a still-not-out-of-the-closet American Idol star, too. That’s right. In case you haven’t heard, pop star, Clay Aiken, is going to be a babydaddy.
But who? How? What?
Yeah. We were wondering the same thing, so here’s the scoop:
Clay has got this record producer/best friend named Jaymes F… Click to read more