The old adage ‘Everythings’ bigger and better in Texas’ holds true when it comes to Bree Condon.  This super sexy Houston, Texas native is one of COED’s all-time favorite beauties for very obvious reasons.  Take a look at her Week That Was Gallery and we’re sure you will agree.

Friday, April 10th, 2009

‘College Life’ Cast Tells COED About Life Off Camera

“College Life” follows eight freshman and sophomore students — Josh, Alex, Lindsay, Andrea, Dan, Anna, Jordan and Kevin — attending school in Madison, Wisconsin. The students have been equipped with cameras and given a mission: film your College Life. The result is an intimate portrayal of the highs and lows of the experience, a no-holds barred, honest portrayal of life on campus. .

The Girls of the Hills: Bikini Edition

For whatever reason, people still find it amazingly entertaining to watch hot rich people do stupid sh!t with their lives. But instead of forcing you to sit through a bunch of episodes just to see Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (oh yeah, and Lo and Stephanie Pratt, too) stripped-down…

Thursday, April 9, 2009

COED Field Trip: New York International Auto Show 2009

This morning COED took a field trip to press day at the New York International Auto Show. The show opens on Friday to the public, but luckily for you we were able to get a sneak preview of the show floor and snap off some shots with our Blackberry Curve 8900, which takes surprisingly good pics, BTW… So unless you’re planning on attending the event and you want to save the surprise, check out these 36 exclusive pics of the 2009 New York International Auto Show below!

LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing. Happy Easter!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza

Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion, the resurrection and all that time spent helping your mom make colored eggs for your crappy little brother. But fret not! This holiday has one saving grace – bunny costumes! For whatever sick and twisted reason, seeing a chick dress up as a scantily clad rabbit does wonders for the male libido. So to stoke up the sudo-beastiality in you all, we’ve put together this massive collection of bodacious Easter bunnies that’s so hot, even JC might have to stop and click through a few. Uh, we’re going to hell, aren’t we?…

Top 5 Most Offensive Anti-Smoking Commercials That Should Be Banned From TV

Everybody knows, smoking kills. From Truth’s “hip” viral marketing campaigns to your Aunt Debby’s constant hacking, the fact that tobacco use kills more than 5 million people per year and is the cause of six of the world’s eight leading causes of death shouldn’t surprise anyone. And yet people keep smoking. For that reason, anti-smoking organizations continue pumping out some of the most vile, disgusting images on television. From singing cowboys to crying children, the shock-and-awe tactics of these “public service” ad campaigns can nauseate even the strongest stomachs.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Beware The Creep-ster Bunny!

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in F’ing bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

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Gorgeous Girls Golfing: Masters Edition

On Thursday, April 9th, some of the best golfers from around the world will head to Augusta, Georgia for the 72-hole, four-day-long 2009 Masters tournament to compete for the coveted Green Jacket (and a butt-load of cash). But for some foolish reason, this event is men-only. And any fool knows that the best way to make anything that’s men-only a hell of a lot better is to add a ton of super hot chicks! Which is precisely what we’ve done here with Gorgeous Girls Golfing: Masters Edition. These ladies will make you want to (insert hole-in-one joke here…).

Monday, April 6, 2009

Weekend Warrior: New Orleans

There are a billion things to do in New Orleans. There are a billion sounds, tastes, and sights. But if you only have a weekend in New Orleans, like I did, you’re going to want to make sure you’re seeing things that will really top your list. I can only speak for myself, but if you’re clueless about how to spend your weekend in New Orleans, I’d highly recommend the following–all things I did myself. Note: If you have some other helpful suggestions of what to do and see in New Orleans over a weekend visit, leave them in a comment on here for our readers!

77 Sexy Farrah Fawcett Photos

This morning we were greeted with the sad news that 70’s & 80’s actress and icon of hotness, Farrah Fawcett has been hospitalized because of complications concerning her battle with cancer. But focusing on the negative is so… negative! So instead of getting all down about it,  we thought we’d take this moment to remember the awesomely sexy life of Farrah with a collection of 77 of her hottest photos from her glory days. Enjoy!

Sara Jean Underwood Tops The Week In Re-Boob

The very sexy Sara Jean Underwood is not your typical dumb blonde… in fact she is no dummy at all. This Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007 is currently a senior at Oregon State University and can be seen gracing the big screen in the ever-so epic, Epic Movie.

For whatever reason, people still find it amazingly entertaining to watch hot rich people do stupid sh!t with their lives. But as a dude, getting through a whole episode can be kind of rough, sometimes. So instead of forcing you to sit through a bunch of episodes just to see Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (oh yeah, and Lo and Stephanie Pratt, too) stripped-down and looking sexy, we’ve put together this bootylicious compilation of the superfly cast wearing only bikinis, like God intended.

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• Dustin Pedroia Has His Own Salsa

• Rifle’s Recoil Knocks People Off Their Feet

• Anna Faris Is So Hot Right Now

• Cross Dresser Hit By Car In Brazil

• Thanks God! MTV’s The Hills is Over

• Stripper + Baby!?

Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s The Hills. The party is going down at New York City’s Tavern on the Green, kicking off at 10PM. This might not be a big deal to you. But to your girlfriend, tonight is like Christmas come early.

Since you’ll probably get dragged into watching it anyway, below we’ve given you five reasons why you should be excited for tonight’s finale…and surprise surprise, all five are of the female nature.

Click the photos to see full galleries of The Hills stars Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port. Also included, Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger – because the Doll’s will be performing at tonight’s finale – and seeing Sherzinger in leather pants can turn any frown upside down.

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Known for her role as one of the cast members of MTV’s The Hills, 23-year-old Audrina Patridge is said to be pursuing a career as a “mactress,” the uber-popular model-actress hybrid we all know and love. So if it means more pictures like these, let us know if she needs a reference…

Check out Audrina Patridge’s Daily Snapshot gallery

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This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the entire GD NFL and, yes, maybe even the universe. Saturn even called, it’s lost like 8 rings from the stress.Favre’s latest maneuver–a text message to a Packers exec who happened to be on vacay–was national headline news for several days. DAYS! HEADLINE NEWS! LOUD NOISES!

First of all, when did Brett morph into a 15 year old girl on her period? Second, since when did text messaging get treated like legitimate news? This is f**king high school gossip! This would cause major waves if it was a sorority board meeting but cripes and crackers, it’s a damn NFL “legend” who’s traded quips with Warren Sapp and once had a mysterious orb-shaped egg thing protruding from his rib cage for an entire season. This is a guy who lost his father then went out and torched the Raiders. I couldn’t even brush my teeth after my dad passed…gas. (more…)

Anyone can have a baby these days and that includes a still-not-out-of-the-closet American Idol star, too. That’s right. In case you haven’t heard, pop star, Clay Aiken, is going to be a babydaddy.

But who? How? What?

Yeah. We were wondering the same thing, so here’s the scoop:

Clay has got this record producer/best friend named Jaymes Foster. She is 50 years old and sister to legendary music producer David Foster. They’re tight. In fact, he even happens to live at her house in Los Angeles when he’s in town. Foster has produced a few of Clay’s cds and now she will be producing a child for him too…to be released in August. She’s divorced and she doesn’t have any kids. So why not raise one with Clay? Yep. Even though she was artificially inseminated with Clay’s seed, he will still have a very active hand in raising this child.

Clay has previously stated that he’s just not interested in relationships and things of the sort, so of course his pending fatherhood does come as a surprise. But are we reallllly surprised? If you ask me, Clay artificially inseminated a 50 year old woman actually makes perfect sense.

The question everyone should really be asking is… since Clay and Jaymes’ love child will be the nephew of David Foster, who happens to be Brody Jenner from The Hills, stepfather… Could this in someway make Gayken, Brody’s Uncle??? Hmmm.

Twenty-one year old Kristen Cavallari of MTV’s The Hills and Laguna Beach is looking hotter than ever. Check out her Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness – if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

Heidi Montag topless Maxim gallery after the jump! (more…)