Tonight is the season finale of MTV’s The Hills. The party is going down at New York City’s Tavern on the Green, kicking off at 10PM. This might not be a big deal to you. But to your girlfriend, tonight is like Christmas come early.

Since you’ll probably get dragged into watching it anyway, below we’ve given you five reasons why you should be excited for tonight’s finale…and surprise surprise, all five are of the female nature.

Click the photos to see full galleries of The Hills stars Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port. Also included, Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger - because the Doll’s will be performing at tonight’s finale - and seeing Sherzinger in leather pants can turn any frown upside down.

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Known for her role as one of the cast members of MTV’s The Hills, 23-year-old Audrina Patridge is said to be pursuing a career as a “mactress,” the uber-popular model-actress hybrid we all know and love. So if it means more pictures like these, let us know if she needs a reference…

Check out Audrina Patridge’s Daily Snapshot gallery

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This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the entire GD NFL and, yes, maybe even the universe. Saturn even called, it’s lost like 8 rings from the stress.Favre’s latest maneuver–a text message to a Packers exec who happened to be on vacay–was national headline news for several days. DAYS! HEADLINE NEWS! LOUD NOISES!

First of all, when did Brett morph into a 15 year old girl on her period? Second, since when did text messaging get treated like legitimate news? This is f**king high school gossip! This would cause major waves if it was a sorority board meeting but cripes and crackers, it’s a damn NFL “legend” who’s traded quips with Warren Sapp and once had a mysterious orb-shaped egg thing protruding from his rib cage for an entire season. This is a guy who lost his father then went out and torched the Raiders. I couldn’t even brush my teeth after my dad passed…gas. Read more

Anyone can have a baby these days and that includes a still-not-out-of-the-closet American Idol star, too. That’s right. In case you haven’t heard, pop star, Clay Aiken, is going to be a babydaddy.

But who? How? What?

Yeah. We were wondering the same thing, so here’s the scoop:

Clay has got this record producer/best friend named Jaymes Foster. She is 50 years old and sister to legendary music producer David Foster. They’re tight. In fact, he even happens to live at her house in Los Angeles when he’s in town. Foster has produced a few of Clay’s cds and now she will be producing a child for him too…to be released in August. She’s divorced and she doesn’t have any kids. So why not raise one with Clay? Yep. Even though she was artificially inseminated with Clay’s seed, he will still have a very active hand in raising this child.

Clay has previously stated that he’s just not interested in relationships and things of the sort, so of course his pending fatherhood does come as a surprise. But are we reallllly surprised? If you ask me, Clay artificially inseminated a 50 year old woman actually makes perfect sense.

The question everyone should really be asking is… since Clay and Jaymes’ love child will be the nephew of David Foster, who happens to be Brody Jenner from The Hills, stepfather… Could this in someway make Gayken, Brody’s Uncle??? Hmmm.

Twenty-one year old Kristen Cavallari of MTV’s The Hills and Laguna Beach is looking hotter than ever. Check out her Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read more

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness - if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

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Here’s a recent photo shoot featuring The Hills‘ Heidi Montag. Looks like the water may have been a little chilly cause Heidi has what we refer to as “glass cutters.”

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“Does Your Girlfriend Act Her Age?” tells us that “the women you date should behave—and look—like grown-ups, not characters from High School Musical.” It also explains that with each new episode of The Hills,Gossip Girls and each new tabloid story “chronicling the dysfunction of the Lindsays, Britneys, Nicoles, Heidis, and Laurens” this grown-up type of woman gets harder and harder to find.

I get the feeling that a lot of women are dressing and acting that way because they think that that’s what guys want,” says Jean Twenge, associate professor of psychology at San Diego State University and author of Generation Me, a book about American youth culture. “It’s the same thing as older women getting plastic surgery. The idea is that what men want is a woman who looks 18. Although they don’t usually want a woman who acts 18.” Twenge laughs, then adds, “And that’s where the problem comes in.”

“I’ve been meditating on the question of why women in their twenties seem to be obsessed with all things teen—fashion, slang, gossip, et cetera,” says Anastasia Goodstein, publisher of ypulse.com, a marketing website. “The reality is that teen culture has come to define pop culture.”

As the usual markers of American adulthood—marriage, career, kids—get more and more delayed, the simple-minded distractions of adolescence have extended their grip on the adult brain.
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Five words: Doogie Howser as a clown. Must be seen to be believed.

Check out the best (and worst) costumes wore by celebrities this year after the jump! Read more

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.

From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas - Kanye, five-times snubbed out of awards last night, is reportedly through with the VMAs after his performance was butchered by execs - MTV has fully transformed into a Metric Ton of Visuals.

The highlights lowlights:

Britney’s show-opening, pace-making, stupefying, phoned-in performance of her single “Gimme More.” Even Spears’ super-fans were stunned by her carelessness. As for the “magic” of Criss Angel assisting Brit? Smoke and mirrors, I guess - just like Brit herself.

Sarah Silverman’s harsh put-downs of Brit left the room in a deep silence. F***ing everybody looked away when the camera panned to them after any of Silverman’s barbs towards Brit. Just one more example of celebs having all the money and power in the world and doing nothing short of saving face. Despicable.

Check out the video link (and more pics) of Brit’s performance after the jump.

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