It’s a shame the world might end in 2012, because technology is on its way down a lovely path of evolution; any day now, we’ll be flying around deep space nine and setting up alien interment camps. In the nearer future, we foresee certain technologies fading out by next year as the latest batch of “wow-shiny-touchy-easy” technology sweeps the board. Here are five tech trends you should hope you didn’t spend money on, because something better is coming out tomorrow:

With recent automotive and sexual breakthroughs in technology, we are finally on pace to live in a true blue (neon blue) futuristic society, impending apocalypse be damned.
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Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.
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I have been waiting with baited breath for something, anything to indicate that the future is indeed now – and finally, that fateful day has come.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Rinspeed sQuba:

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