Former Hooters Calendar Girl / Maxim Hot 100 2006 nominee Blakeley Shea has her work cut out for her on ABC’s 2012 season of The Bachelor. The current “VIP waitress” from Charlotte, North Carolina got hit hard with some strong bisexual game from fellow contestant Monica Spannbauer during the premiere episode of the show’s 16th Season. Which way she’ll go remains to be seen, but as you will see in this gallery, Blakeley’s got a body that demands attention.

Today’s WTF news items feature a gorilla that is most likely Snookin’ for love, a woman who will probably dominate in Trivial of Pursuit Beatles edition, and a convicted killer who thinks he’s the filet mignon for bears. Read more after the jump!

We have all seen that poster that talks about how all you ever needed to learn you learned in kindergarten. During your early years, that is probably true. However, as an adult there is an even better medium for life lessons than that pithy little poster — reality television. The plethora of ‘reality’ shows on television shows is full of pieces of wisdom and little lessons which we should all take to heart.

Men love to thump their chest, scratch whatever they feel like, drink beer, and eat meat of all kinds. We love football and fights. Whenever we see scantily clad babes we can’t help but smile. And we also love chick shows? We can’t openly admit it or we’d have to turn in our Man Cards, but some of those television shows that are wives and girlfriends make us watch are not half bad.

Holy crap, have we really gone through another week of watching these shows? Indeed, we did. And because some of them are turning out to be extraordinarily lame (I’m looking at you, Shark Tank!), I’m going to be switching things up a little bit. I’m getting rid of some of the dead weight, just like the fatties on The Biggest Loser — but… Click to read more

The reality shows this week were PACKED with sheer entertainment. Rozlyn from The Bachelor got outed as the biggest slut to ever skank up the small screen (at least on ABC), and it was detox week on Celebrity Rehab 3. We saw seizures, we saw the Real World kids get physical (on both an intimate and violent level), and we saw Frank the Entertainer’s mom flip… Click to read more

Once you’ve washed away the shame of your New Year’s Eve debauchery and settled into the groove of the new decade (you haven’t broken your resolution already, have you?), it’s time to turn on the TV and saddle up for new seasons of your favorite reality shows. The New Year brings with it the 20th season of Survivor, the gayest looking Bachelor we’ve seen yet and a… Click to read more