Living With A Drug Dealer College Roommate

He had put me through hell my freshman year. He went from a casual user, to a dealer, to a completely dependent addict and near convict in less than a year. And I had front row seats to the whole episode. D.A.R.E. can never give you an education like that. [College Magazine]

Andrew Jackson U. Offers ECON 101 Free To Congress Members

The bailout exposed a fact most watchdogs already knew about Congress — it ain’t the London School of Economics.

So, the president of Andrew Jackson University, a small online school based in Birmingham, is jumping into this miasma of ignorance to offer a free online course in Econ 101 to members of Congress. This after a thumbnail survey found that eight of 10 had no formal training in economics. [Politico]

Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure Cites TV Show Prank

A Miramar High School student who exposed himself to a teacher said he was just reenacting a “funny prank” he saw on “That 70’s Show,” authorities said.

The teacher didn’t think it was funny. Neither did police, who arrested the student for indecent exposure, according to documents released Tuesday. See what he did… [Sun Sentinel]

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)

Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70’s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Fogetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life. Not only is she more smoking than you’ve ever seen her, she nearly makes Kristen Bell seem like a dog-face. Yeah, it’s that good.

Check out Mila Kunis’ full Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Against my wishes, Wilmer Valderrama is still famous.

IMDB says he’s got 4 movies coming out, including a remake of CHIPs where he plays Ponch.

Plus, he’s got that show on MTV…that show that makes me want to vomit in my hand and then throw it at the TV; Yo Mamma. A program so lame, so boring, and so repetitive, it has to potential to push viewers into an immediate coma. (more…)