Whenever I’m high, I want three things: funny sh*t, food, and more weed. In this post, we address the first of my desires – shows that are guaranteed to make me laugh my @ss off. Sure, the development of On Demand television makes it easier for me to find what I want, but sometimes I forget what I’m doing. For the sake of potheads everywhere, I propose a channel that plays only what we want to watch through the clouds of smoke: Channel 420. Check out our nominees and vote for the shows you think should make it onto our channel after the jump.

American television has produced some of the world’s most bizarre and eccentric personalities. Sometimes when you’re watching a television show, you can’t help but wonder what the writers were smoking when they created a character that defies all logic and human imagination. Most are quite lovable and have become permanent fixtures in the public imagination, while others are at times downright insane to the point of being creepy. Here are some of television’s most notably strange and peculiar characters that we’ve grown up watching and continue to do so today.

Some of the hottest women in Hollywood began their journey to stardom in television sitcoms. And let’s just say they were lighting up the screen in more ways than one. As they hurdled through the usual triathlon of typical television dilemmas; such as dating, jobs, parents, and kids, they became the iconic females who graced our TV guides. These women are smokin’ hot proof that a goofy television show can look even better than Avatar.

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

Living With A Drug Dealer College Roommate
He had put me through hell my freshman year. He went from a casual user, to a dealer, to a completely dependent addict and near convict in less than a year. And I had front row seats to the whole episode. D.A.R.E. can never give you an education like that. [College Magazine]

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70′s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Fogetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life. Not only is she more smoking than you’ve ever seen her, she nearly makes Kristen Bell seem like a dog-face. Yeah, it’s that good.
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Against my wishes, Wilmer Valderrama is still famous.
IMDB says he’s got 4 movies coming out, including a remake of CHIPs where he plays Ponch.
Plus, he’s got that show on MTV…that show that makes me want to vomit in my hand and then throw it at the TV; Yo Mamma. A program so lame, so boring, and so repetitive, it has to potential to push viewers into an immediate com… Click to read more