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• The 5 Stages of Thanksgiving

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• Let’s Celebrate This Butt!

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• Bulldog Thinks He’s Tony Hawk

Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness 2009 [80 Photos]

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Thanksgiving’s around the corner, and as we’ve shown in years past, what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a bunch of super sexy (pseudo) squaws adding a little wood to your totem pole?  Sure, not all of these lovely ladies are actual Native Americans, but if you ask us, dressing up in a hot-ass Native American outfit does the job just fine. All we have to do now is decide to which one we’d like to give a Wampum necklace.

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Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn [Pics]

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Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is coming up soon, and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.

Check out Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn here!

Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend is Still Hot… So Are the Longhorns

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The Texas Longhorns destroyed the Texas A&M Aggies Thursday night and once again, Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf destroyed us. As we broke back in October, this 21 year-old smokeshow runs track at Baylor and has become quite the camera magnet at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.

It remains to be seen if Colt and his Longhorns will snag the Heisman and/or the National Championship, but if this sexy significant other adds any weight, McCoy is a shoe-in for both.  Hook ‘em Horns!

Check Out Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Bikini Pics Here

And Don’t Forget to Join Colt’s Heisman Facebook Group

Rahm Emanuel’s ‘Shocking’ Thanksgiving Greeting

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Apparently Barack Obama’s future White House Chief of Staff has more in common with George W. Bush than we ever could have imagined.  It’s quite a ’shocker’.  Happy Thanksgiving from your bros at COED.

Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness Revisited

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Today’s Thanksgiving, and what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a bunch of super sexy (pseudo) squaws adding a little wood to your totem pole? (There’s not one, we checked.) Sure, not all of these lovely ladies are actual Native Americans, but if you ask us, dressing up in a hot-ass Native American outfit does the job just fine. All we have to do now is decide to which one we’d like to give a Wampum necklace.

Check out Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness here!

Story of The First Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Since you’re going to be celebrating the holiday, refresh your memory of how this whole turkey-eating thing started with pilgrims Christopher Walken and John Madden. (Ok, it’s not exactly how it happened, but whatever. It’s F’ing funny.)

Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn Revisited

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Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow, and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.

Check out Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn here!

If Thanksgiving Had A Comic Book…

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