The Texas Longhorns destroyed the Texas A&M Aggies Thursday night and once again, Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf destroyed us. As we broke back in October, this 21 year-old smokeshow runs track at Baylor and has become quite the camera magnet at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium.

It remains to be seen if Colt and his Longhorns will snag the Heisman and/or the National Championship, but if this sexy significant other adds any weight, McCoy is a shoe-in for both.  Hook ‘em Horns!

Check Out Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Bikini Pics Here

And Don’t Forget to Join Colt’s Heisman Facebook Group

Apparently Barack Obama’s future White House Chief of Staff has more in common with George W. Bush than we ever could have imagined.  It’s quite a ’shocker’.  Happy Thanksgiving from your bros at COED.

Today’s Thanksgiving, and what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a bunch of super sexy (pseudo) squaws adding a little wood to your totem pole? (There’s not one, we checked.) Sure, not all of these lovely ladies are actual Native Americans, but if you ask us, dressing up in a hot-ass Native American outfit does the job just fine. All we have to do now is decide to which one we’d like to give a Wampum necklace.

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Since you’re going to be celebrating the holiday, refresh your memory of how this whole turkey-eating thing started with pilgrims Christopher Walken and John Madden. (Ok, it’s not exactly how it happened, but whatever. It’s F’ing funny.)

Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow, and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish - eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.

Check out Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn here!

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Thanksgiving’s coming up soon, and what better way to get into the holiday spirit than with a bunch of super sexy (pseudo) squaws adding a little wood to your totem pole? (There’s not one, we checked.) Sure, not all of these lovely ladies are actual Native Americans, but if you ask us, dressing up in a hot-ass Native American outfit does the job just fine. All we have to do now is decide to which one we’d like to give a Wampum necklace.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is just around the corner - and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish - eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.

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Be thankful that your T-Day doesn’t turn out anything like Eli Roth’s faux-trailer (unless it does):

White meat, dark meat - all will be carved!

This is a rare situation where the jokes are so terrible they will have you on the floor laughing.

I’m gonna go on a tangent and give you a visual: you’re around the dinner table eating turkey with your girlfriend’s relatives. It’s the first time you’ve met all of them and you bust out one of these Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood. Not only is it a hit but everyone laughs so hard gravy and crewed up turkey bits start shooting out of their noses.

In honor of Turkey Day here are the worst Thanksgiving Jokes ever…

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In the words of Ragnhild Karlsson, advocate for going topless at beaches: “If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?” AMEN.

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Kirk Cameron is out to prove that God is real. If Growing Pains was any indication of His existence, God is a spiteful, merciless being indeed.

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Plump up your Thanksgiving turkey with some real tasty stuffing.