Now that the President has shown everyone in the world what $8 Billion worth of military and interrogation research can yield, it is time we ponder where the money was best spent. Yeah, yeah, yeah – waterboarding seems to get top billing, but if 9/11 mastermind can withstand over 200 sessions, we think the alternates should really get a chance.

Suck me sideways. 2010′s version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week’s entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and… screw it, what’s the point anyway? Oh wait, there’s a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!

These days, societies view of bearded gentry has changed somewhat from that of previous decades. However this is all irrelevant, mustaches, Bum-fluff, Whiskers, Stubble they are all pretenders to facial hairs granddaddy of them all: The Beard!

Ever since making the move from CNN Headline News to Fox News, Glenn Beck has been one of the most talked about media personality in the country. Despite the fact that he has quickly one-upped the crazy that is Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity, many people still do not know the truth about Beck. Here are some things we think we deserve to know about Beck:

As the days of “fear” and “terror” being the only sellable news stories increase, we have all heard stories of people named “Johnson” and “Smith” at the top of the terrorist watch list. No matter how many 60 Minutes specials or Dateline exclusives, I can’t help but wonder how in the hell it happens.

15 years old.
Either this is THE most politically aligned 15 year old in the history of fascist religious extremism, or he is lying his ass off.
On the one side, all I hear about is how fanatical these Muslim extremists are at their precious little ‘jihad’ (cue COED headquarters office car bomb). Yes, these extremists are crazy. Yes, they are craz… Click to read more

Jack is back, and season seven of 24 has the same plot as Live Free or Die Hard!
The writers say, “There will not be a ticking clock on a nuclear device [and] the villain is not a terrorist [but] someone with a supremely dark past who’s done something horrific and whose ambition is to regain his stature in the world.”
Although this plot sounds s… Click to read more