In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, PETA’s starting its own porn site, the Raiders selected Terrelle Pryor in the supplemental draft, Raiders fans brawled with 49ers followers, Brad Pitt’s assistant is super hot, Joe Namath loves wet cheerleaders, freshman move-in day at Penn State looks fun, the world’s fastest electric car torches a Maserati, Bruce Wayne has some fun with a telemarketer, Andy Levy apologizes to Chris Brown, marriage makes women fat, alligator-chickens and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

If there’s one Ohio State student out there that hates Terrelle Pryor, it’s definitely Todd Boeckman.  Boeckman was the starting quarterback that led the Buckeyes back to the BCS National Championship Game last season and planned on returning to Columbus with his sights set on a return trip to the title game and more importantly, a first round… Click to read more

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Alanis Morissette Is Fat Happy For Ryan Reynolds…(Fat)
Why Is Terrelle Pryor In Arnold Palmer’s Office?
Shia LaBeouf Gets B*tch Slapped On YouTube
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