Ever buy a bootleg DVD? There’s weird cover art, typos, and unusual packaging. Was the guy lazy? No, he’s just not from around here. As the “City of Sushi” episode of South Park pointed out, cultural differences can be hilarious, especially when international destinations try to market and sell tickets for American made films. Case in point? These movie posters we found that were created to promote traveling movie shows and bootleg screenings in foreign countries. Check ‘em out after the jump!

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

The TV is many things to many people, but for most dudes, it’s a way to stare at hot chicks without dealing with restraining orders. Now we’re not saying that all TV shows have hot ladies, but we saying you can stare at a lot of hot ladies from the comfort of your living room. Right off the bat, I’ll tell ya we probably missed a bunch of sirens and traffic stoppers, but this list should serve as a phenomenal jumping off point for shows you’re going to want to DVR. So clear your schedule and get ready to do some hardcore fantasizing.

What’s your favorite TV show of all time? Better yet, how about what’s your best catch phrases of all time? You may watch some of your favorite shows just to hear the main character say something that they regularly say during the show. For example, Fred Sanford saying, “You big dummy,” to Lamont Sanford in the TV show, “Sanford and Son.” Maybe you’re a kind of person who loves to hear Bart Simpson say, “Eat my shorts.” Nevertheless, lets take a look at 10 of the some of the best and worst catch phrases etched in your head.

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Here are the movie catchphrases of Hollywood lore that will be around until the end of time.

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Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage
Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyo… Click to read more

I have seen the dark side of laptops with built-in webcams and microphones. It’s not leaked videos of you doing a naughty dance for your significant other, or some bizarre government conspiracy to spy on everyone in the country. It’s much simpler than that. It’s a little thing I like to call, video chat PDA, and it could very well be the next cutsie pandemic.
My r… Click to read more

The man responsible for Aliens‘ aliens, Jurassic Park‘s dinosaurs, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day‘s deadly bots has died today at the age of 62, after seven years of suffering from multiple myeloma. Winston won four Oscars for his visual effects work, one for Aliens, two for Judgement Day and one for Jurassic Park.
“Stan contri… Click to read more

Critics may have warned us that the Terminator franchise could not possibly survive without Arnold Schwartzenegger. But after viewing Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, one can see the franchise still has legs – sexy, bionic legs.
Spoilers below:
The Sarah Connor Chronicles begins in 1999 with Sarah (Lena Heady) and John Connor (Thomas Dek… Click to read more

James Bond gets to have sex with this girl [Attu World]
I love Sophia‘s Bush [Just Jared]
Crush, American Gladiator hottie [With Leather]
Wait a minute! That’s not how you drink beer! [phun]
Ashlee Simpson in a bikini [The Grumpiest]
Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret Swim 2008 Catalog [Bastardly]
Natalie Portman Has Big Fake Breasts [Egotast… Click to read more

In Hollywood, hot babes come a dime a dozen. In a town where talent has little or nothing to do with becoming a household name, it’s great to see the stunning Summer Glau (“River Tam” from sci-fi cult classics Firefly and Serenity) get some recognition.
Glau, a classically trained ballerina (and all-around dancing machine) will put her s… Click to read more

Lee Haney is a former bodybuilder who holds the world record for Mr. Olympia titles, winning the award 8 years in a row from 1984 to 1991. These days Haney is a devout Christian, selling a line of supplements while promoting overall health and well-being. That’s pretty mellow for a guy who looks like he could rip a tree trunk out of the ground without break… Click to read more

Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money.
AVP: Requiem‘s “red band” trailer (read: not suitable for viewers under the age of 17) has been unveiled to the masses, sporting more gore-pe… Click to read more