As many of you fornicators know, not one single NEW episode of Californication aired in 2010. Luckily, the third season (2009) released on DVD November 9th. To celebrate, COED highlights the hottest women to fornicate (or at least to make US want to fornicate) in Season 3. We featured Susan Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri in a photo gallery last October, broke news about Duchovny’s not so ironic admission to sex addiction (who wouldn’t be after being on this show?), and Madeline Zima’s appearance in FHM. We sure hope this dude uses protection!

“The Golden Girls” 25th anniversary collection comes out today (11/9). For seven years, this NBC sitcom about the lives of four vibrant older women – Rose Nylund, Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo – enthralled audiences of all ages. The show is a staple of television history and a favorite for millions of fans around the world. Knowing the entertainment biz, there’s a good chance we’ll see a remake of this classic. So, which of today’s actresses would make suitable replacements 20, 30, or even 40 years down the road?

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get a first look at America’s cutest cat…there’s definitely something that will tickle your fancy!

 
Track Me if You Can – Discovery Channel – Wednesday, November 10, 8 p.m. (ET)
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Last night’s episodes of NBC’s 30 Rock and FX’s The League explored the theme of fear. Fear of dying alone, fear of losing control, fear of not being remembered. You’ll be fully engorged with a rush of TV comedy at its best when you’re done with this recap.

Mysterion’s identity was finally revealed on South Park as The Coon joins forces with the evil dark lord Cthulhu and Captain Hindsight reverses his powers. On Blue Mountain State, Thad and Radon decide to “just Reggie Bush it”.

This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

For years, the little yellow family from Springfield brought us an abundance of laughter… and sometimes chills. The award-winning Treehouse of Horror series has run the table of classic spooky tales and futuristic frights. Here are the 6 best episodes from the past 20 years:

Death metal was once was “underground” and “niche”. Now it’s on the verge of tearing through America’s sternum. Adult Swim’s Metalocalypse finishes up its third season this Sunday, so to honor the genre, we take a look at the Scariest Bands of All-Time. Hail Satan!

Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

Geeks have come a long way since the days of Revenge of the Nerds. Once Vogue declares that “geek is chic” you know you’ve gone mainstream. Since television executives are a bit slower on the uptake, it’s taken them a while to catch on. These ladies are hot, the kind of hot that’ll make your glasses steam up: brainy, geeky and ridin’ nerdy.

It’s another big week, guys. The big thing this week? Mad Men finale. However, there are still plenty of other comical, dramatic, and suspenseful goodies you might want to sink your teeth into! So put on your suit and tie, pour a martini, and get ready for a mad, mad week of television!
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If your DVR’s full or you’re allergic to DVDs, Netflix’s “Watch Instantly” feature is extremely handy. Netflix does an amazing job of constantly updating their database, making Watch Instantly one of the most popular services on the internet. Though the selection was scant at its inception, the library quickly expanded and is most often used to catch up on entire seasons of that TV show you’ve missed out on. Now, there’s so much to watch, where do you start? Here are 5 of the best TV shows currently on Netflix Watch Instantly.

This week is jam-packed with awesome reality show premieres. Like watching people get scared? Scare Tactics has you covered. Enjoy criminals getting their just desserts? Dog the Bounty Hunter and Steven Seagal Lawman have your back. Relish quiet time by the fireplace reading Kate Gosselin’s I Just Want You to Know? See a psychiatrist. Anyway, here’s what we’re looking forward to in the week ahead. What do you have planned for your primetime?

HBO is doing a reality show about the Winter Classic. The series will focus around the matchup between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals on January 1st, 2011. Four hour long episodes will air before and after the game.

Ever sit around with your friends at a bar and think your racist / misogynistic / politically incorrect banter would make for good television? Well, while you’re trying to decipher the TV show ideas you wrote on the napkin you left in your now laundered jeans, you can live vicariously through the crew of the hilarious show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. The sixth season is set to premiere tonight (9/16) on FX and since each fan likes to peg a member of their own crew as someone in the Paddy’s Crew (face it, we all have a useless chick), let’s look at best and, for lack of a better term, brightest moments from each character. Let’s ride, bitches!