Today’s WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss’s bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don’t think they’re rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Unless you’ve already traveled to the future and figured out how Lost will end, chances are you’re trying to put this puzzle together. And it’s not like your Grandma’s favorite cuddly kitten puzzle. This one is a doozy. With unfamiliar sciences abounding, Lost is as mysterious as the contents of Donald Trump’s ample coif. Since the U.S. government reschedu… Click to read more