Rap has seen a lot of fads in its somewhat short life: Cadillacs, Ghetto blasters, jump suits, and more recently, ‘grillz’. I’m sorry, but any fashion statement started by Flavor Flav is one that needs to be buried immediately. While the stupid fad of putting ice in your teeth has recently cooled off, “tooth art” still exists: besides the diamonds and platinum, some people are getting tooth tattoos. If the recession starts affecting the tooth fairy, don’t be surprised when she stops stealing from broke kids and targets the peeps featured in our gallery after the jump!

June 2nd is National Bubba Day, a time when we celebrate people named or called “Bubba”. When most people hear the name, they immediately think of Benjamin Buford “Bubba” Blue from Forrest Gump. Either him or a stereotypical redneck. While most sites might pay tribute to the best bros named Bubba, we went the other route and decided to showcase a photo gallery of babies, buttheads, and dogs with (or wearing) “bubba teeth”. Not sure what we mean? Watch this clip from Strange Wilderness. We dare you to not say “Deeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr” or “h’yuk h’yuk h’yuk” when viewing. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Ah, Crocodile Dentist. The game that introduced children everywhere to Russian Roulette whether they knew it or not; where a push of the tooth meant sore digits for the rest of the afternoon. But this is fun for only so long… until someone raises the ante. Looking like a twisted plaything made by Jigsaw, some lunatic in Japan went ahead and fitted the upper set of teeth with thumbtacks – for an added sense of dread when your turn approaches. He did make the game much more realistic however since it’s common knowledge that a crocodile bite hurts, and replete with life-threatening bacteria, but vials of bacteria are hard to come by these days. Hit the jump to watch this cringe-worthy video for yourself!

Unstoppable came out this past weekend and earned around $23 million at the box office, placing it second behind Megamind. The plot centers on a rail company frantically working to prevent an unmanned, half-mile-long freight train carrying combustible liquids and poisonous gas from wiping out a city. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, don’t judge a movie by its trailer; it’s been receiving favorable reviews. However, after seeing the trailer we felt compelled to touch upon some especially terrible movie plots.

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These guys can open a beer in so many ways, it’ll make you feel like less of a man just for not having thought of the techniques yourself. Watch and learn…

I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a toothy, terrifying vagina, is a straight-up horror flick or a delicious exercise in dark satire. Whatever Teeth turns out to be, expect to hear a strong buzz about it leading up to its limited release in theaters (New York and L.A.) November 30.
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A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
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