Holy f**king sh*tstorm do we have a Twitter list for you! First we had celebrity hotties, then your favorite porn stars – and now you’re favorite bands! Below is the most comprehensive list of musicians, DJs and bands who use Twitter on the Internet. With a list this ridiculously extensive there’s going to be a lot of bands you have never heard mixed in with a lot of bands you know like the back of your hand. In fact, there’s so many Twitter accounts here, you’ll probably need to take a break before you get to the end. And if you do get to the end, give yourself a pat on the back – you deserve it. Enjoy! (more…)
406 Bands Who Twitter
Please Come Down To The Office, You Have AIDS!

Students at a suburban St. Louis high school headed to the gymnasium for HIV testing this week after an infected person told health officials as many as 50 teenagers might have been exposed to the virus that causes AIDS.
Officials refused to give details on who the person was or how the students at Normandy High School might have been exposed, but the district is consulting with national AIDS organizations as it tries to minimize the fallout and prevent the infection from spreading. So to help do that, the school district is saying nothing…to anyone…even those who now might have HIV.
“There’s potential for stigma for all students regardless of whether they’re positive or negative,” Normandy School District spokesman Doug Hochstedler said Thursday. “The board wants to be sure all children are fully educated.” A teacher in a neighboring district singled out a girl who dates someone at Normandy High and instructed her to get tested, Hochstedler said. A competing school’s football team initially balked at playing Normandy’s 8-0 team, and not to be a douche, but why shouldn’t they?
The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls

South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.
Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to help.
Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.
Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “sexually frustrated” for nothing. Duh.
Why is a German convict really, really happy to be doing community service for a kindergarten? (Hint: he was convicted three times of pedophilia in the past.)
Yeah! The new dollar coin is out, and it features none other than…who? James Madison?
Would You Like A Condom With That Loan, Sir?

If you live in Thailand and feel a little embarrassed about buying condoms, just take out a home loan.
Kasikorn Bank recently launched a âcondoms for confidenceâ? campaign at around 60 branches in Thailand, hoping free prophylactics will help raise awareness of HIV/AIDS in the âgenerally conservativeâ? country.
An unidentified bank spokesman explained the thinking behind âcondoms for confidenceâ? was the revival of a government awareness campaign that has âfizzled outâ?, leaving many Thai teenagers in the dark about sexual awareness. (more…)

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