The good peeps at UltimateCoupons whipped up this nostalgic infographic that takes a look at the most popular holiday toys of the past 30 years. After glancing at the items, I now realize how good I had it as a kid. I got just about each and every top toy each and every Christmas. I don’t know that I can promise the same to my kids – illegitimate or otherwise. Take a stroll down memory lane after the jump (*cue “Back in Time”).

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature celebrities with turtle shnozs, John Hancock’s best innuendo, and reasons why you’re a broke S.O.B. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

Last week’s episode of South Park celebrated Stan’s 10th birthday, which is a rarity for cartoon shows. Most refuse to acknowledge their characters’ ages. SP’s been on since ’97 so if Stan were 8 in that year, he’d be around 22 now. The producers of the Harry Potter franchise frantically try to wrap up the series before everyone got boobs and balls. Two and a Half Men will soon Be Three Men (which sounds creepy without “and a Baby” after it). Even though cartoon characters never appear to age, let’s take a look at how old they WOULD be if they did after the jump.

May 23rd is World Turtle Day, an annual observance sponsored by American Tortoise Rescue. It was created to help people celebrate and protect the world’s oldest creatures – turtles and tortoises. People can pitch in by dressing up as turtles to saving turtles caught on highways, to research activities. Two things come to mind when we think of turtles – Jonathan the Zombie and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT). We celebrate World Turtle Day with a little bit of both in a photo gallery and video playlist that will have you painting your face and eating way too much pizza. Cowabunga, dudes.

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• 10 SAT Questions That Would Actually Predict College Success
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• Has Kanye West Finally Grown Up?
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• 13 Obnoxious Workout Partners You Might Be Compatible With
• Chick With Huge Boobs Whipping Her Hair Back And Forth

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• Ultimate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tribute
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It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie.  Growing up as a kid, the two cart… Click to read more