Remember those high school days and the sexy teachers that made it worth your while? Yeah, I didn’t have any hot teachers either – which I think is baloney because it seems like every other week I read about some teacher getting arrested for giving her students ‘extra credit.’ Well, October 5th is World Teacher’s Day, and I have no one to fondle-y remember. If I had any of the sexy teachers in this photo gallery, you better believe that I would have done whatever I could to stay after class for some tutoring; this is one time where seeing a little slip is a good thing. Check it out after the jump

Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.
Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.
Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.
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Tom Hanks, 51, has a real down-to-earth, normal MySpace page, complete with tell-all blogs and video. And get this: he pimped out his profile all by himself! You know something’s wrong with the world when Tom Hanks is the second most-famous “Tom” on MySpace.
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Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the year 2066 or something? (Pittsburgh Tribune)
Svedka Vodka: a favorite among jobless, useless New York socialites. (College Candy)
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Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world – yeah, I’d be pretty pumped about my life too. (Yahoo)
A teacher in Montclaire gives out homework assignments to his students’ parents on the re… Click to read more

Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel)
Damn! Teachers really are horny these days – do any of them have the decency to keep their cream-colored pantsuits from TJ Maxx on? (MSN News)
Baby’s first sleepover: a day care in C… Click to read more