Best New Artist is one of those awards that can be hit or miss. It reminds me of our Emerging Hotties list – you stack your chips on the person you think is gonna break out big time and cross your fingers. I remember last year Beliebers almost rioted and murdered Esperanza Spalding when she won the award over Biebs. This year, Bon Iver took the hardware home o… Click to read more

If you told me, “Hey, Taylor Swift looks like a wide variety of animals” I’d probably casually pepper spray you. The soon-to-be 22 year old singer who took home three awards at this year’s AMAs is super cute and most animals that won’t eat you are ALSO super cute but she’s statuesque and feminine and animals are furry critters with fangs and claws. Welp, turns out there are a TON of animals that look like the Grammy winner. Check ‘em out after the jump.

I’m the last guy on Earth to be critiquing women’s fashion, but what in the holy F*** were the ladies who attended last night’s AMAs thinking? With the exceptions of maybe Selena Gomez, Bleona Qereti, and David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend Hayley Roberts, the red carpet was really lackluster. I didn’t watch the telecast because I was busy witnessing the Giants sh*t the bed but is the T&A at the AMAs always this lame? Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and bitter about Big Blue’s loss or maybe I’ve gone criminally insane. Take a look and vote in our poll after the jump.

Last night, country music’s best gathered to celebrate the year’s best artists at the CMAs. Personally, I’m not a fan of country music. I fully support the messages behind most songs – drink and screw – but I’ve never really 100% followed the scene. It’s been argued that southern women are the hottest and overall best because of their ability to A) party and B) still look hot / not act psycho / remain classy while doing it. Well, color me surprised, because I didn’t think Erin Andrews was a country music fan or from the south, but she dominated the red carpet at last night’s ceremony. Check her out along with the other sexiest celebs in our gallery then vote for the one you think won the night after the jump.

October 16th was John Mayer’s birthday. While that little nugget of information likely goes in one eye and out the other, it should matter to you because (like Leo) this crooner has hooked up with some serious celebrity tail in his past. He’s said some douchey things and he’s made some ridiculous guitar faces but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s dated the Big 3: singers, models, actresses. Check out some of the more famous girls who have shown him their birthday suit then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

A couple weeks ago, I stumbled across a video produced by a group called, “Bad Lip Reading” that featured Rick Perry spewing absolute nonsense. I was about to post it when I saw this wasn’t the only effort from the BLR crew, they have 10 others, all music videos. The premise is simple – they dub over existing video with their own (hilariously wtf) audio to sync up with the subject’s lips. Check out Rick Perry’s lip dub along with “remixes” from Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Wiz Khalifa, the Black Eyed Peas, and Michael Buble after the jump.

As the summer season winds to an end, so do the summer shows. Last night (Sunday, 9/11) marked the series finale of Entourage and the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. As you can see from the video below, Larry likes to pass the time by drawing Hitler mustaches on people, just to see what it would look like. Now, he’s not a Nazi supporter, and neither are we, but there’s something comical about seeing your favorite celebrity sporting the iconic lip fuhrer… sorry, fur. Try not to laugh as you hail our controversial photo gallery after the jump.

Kanye, I’mma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that you are the most conceited and ignorant celebrity in Hollywood right now. You may have a sick new album out and I’m still a fan of your music, but please… keep your mouth shut. Or learn some social etiquette. Or at the very least, learn some grammar. Before you accuse me of being a hater, here’s a list of some of your most ridiculous quotes in no particular order because they’re all pretty out there. Check them out after the jump!

• This Is the Best Music Video With Kids Shooting Up the Suburbs (Heavy)
• Aya Kiguchi is an Actress We Can All Get Behind (theSmokingJacket)
• Man Eaten By a F*cking Lion. Yep, A Lion. (Barstool)
• The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011 (Guyism)
• Planking is Dumb (BroBible)
• Rachel Cordingley is Boxing’s Foul Mouthed WAG (BustedCoverage)
• tWINs (theChive)

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It’s prom season, y’all. You know what that means – horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you’ve ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, “Celebs – just like us!”, which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!

Just who in the holy hellscape is Alexander McQueen? Well, he was a British fashion designer who was chief designer at Givenchy before founding his own label. He won 4 British Designer of the Year awards as well as International Designer of the Year. Unfortunately, he passed in February 2010. But, his legacy still lives on as evidenced by the startling turnout of A-list celebrities at his Savage Beauty Costume Institute Gala held at the Met last night. We say, “startling” because we don’t even see this kind of top notch celebrity attendance at the Super Bowl, Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys combined. Don’t believe us? The proof’s in the pictures, my man. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

Before these women became stars of the screen and stage, they were regular girls who took terrible yearbook photos just like the rest of us.

Victoria Beckham

Blake Lively

JWoww

Rene Zellweger

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Taylor Swift’s latest Speak Now dropped on October 25th, and while critics are praising the album for artistic growth, I personally feel like Taylor’s third album spends too much time seeking revenge on the men in her life and showcasing that she has truly has no interests other than the relationships she so openly writes about. It’s tim… Click to read more

Taylor Swift has a new album out–”Speak Now”–and nothing I say will stop its success. I realize that. I’m okay with it. But there’s no way in Hell I’m going to let you sheep follow her to iTunes or the record store and make that purchase without knowing in simple detail the six reasons why Taylor Swift sucks. Here goes: