Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga.  And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades.  Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.

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Twitter is quickly becoming the most talked about social Site on the Web. Even your mom knows about Twitter. She might not know what it does or what it’s for – then again, neither does anyone else! But now, we have an answer: it’s to keep track of super hot celebrities without risk of getting slapped with a restraining order! Hooray! So to help get you started, we’ve put together a list of all the hottest Twitter-using celebs, with links to their (real) Twitter pages. Before you know it, you’ll be all, “OMG, Tina Fey! UR SOOooooOOOOoo FNY :~b,” and life will be good. (more…)

Think your music collection’s complete? Not unless you’ve checked out Blender Magazine’s gigantic list of 1001 Songs to Download. Don’t worry, it’s not just a long-ass arbitrary list.

Instead, they’re posting dozens of playlists like “Songs That Turned ’90s High School Dances Into Raves,” “Great Songs Under a Minute Long” and “Mix for Sarah Palin’s Next Moose Hunting Trip,” plus playlists from everyone from Tom Morello to Taylor Swift.

They’re putting up new playlists everyday, so check out Blender.com for the full lowdown.

After watching Shania Twain (and her amazing twins) rocking the Country Music Awards, we suddenly realized just how many super hot Country stars are out there that we hadn’t been paying nearly enough attention to. So instead of just googling these sweet-singin’ vixens ourselves, we’ve put together a wall of the hottest country and western singers on the planet. From Taylor Swift to Jessica Simpson, these chicks have a lot more to offer than just a little Western twang.

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Vote for the hottest girl of country music after the jump!

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Little Miss Taylor Swift.  We see her face everywhere these days. In fact, it wasn’t all that long ago that I saw the blonde country sensation hosting the VMA pre-show. I was actually beginning to wonder if she was just going to surrender her music career or not…

Turns out she didn’t.  Even if pop country singers are a dime a dozen, she’s cuter than most and actually plays guitar (that means she gets props). Her newest album, “Fearless“, dropped today.  While it’s not my thing, I have to admit, the songstress has got some melodically educated people behind her. The songs are catchy and sweet and seem to fit her pretty perfectly. (more…)

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