Saturday marks the 8th annual Texas Cavello Cup Roller Derby Championship and that means tons of super hot, tattooed, badass chicks brawling it out to become the queens of the rollergirl world. From the Cherry Bombs to the Rhinestone Cowgirls, these hardcore roller derby girls aren’t just hot, they could kick your ass with their eyes closed.

Founded in 2001 by Austin, Texas natives Anya Jack, April Herman, Heather Burdick and Nancy Lynn, the TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls is the original revival roller derby league in the US and they’ve gone from just a few chicks to a national army of sexy skaters, bashing each other to the floor, with other leagues popping up all over the country. And while not all of the girls pictured here are from the TXRD circuit, they’re with them in heart and soul. So be careful - with names like Polly Urethane and Evilynn Carnit, these tough little lasses could clean your clock and make you like it.

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Phils Take Game One

A few months ago I woke up from a Salvia induced trip, naked in my living room, surrounded by crumpled newspaper. As the Thai Buddha, who had just a few minutes ago been telling me ‘not to let the planet overwhelm me,’ faded from view, I realized that in my stupor I had somehow managed to turn on 60 Minutes.

I usually don’t watch this show because in my opinion it embodies everything wrong about aging. It’s basically saying ‘being old and curmudgeon-y is part of aging, let’s be closed off to the world that’s different from what we remember,’ and also because Andy Rooney drinks baby’s blood and I can’t support that (could he clean his office?).

Anyways, on this episode, Morley Safer (calculating age based on name…estimated age: 200) did a piece on a group of people called Millennials. The piece was supposed to be about how these people (born in between 1980 and 1995? He’s talking about you) are ruffling feathers in the white collar work force with their crazy tattoos and pudding pops and “Pokemans.” Bosses are ‘terrified.’ Read more

As we can see from the picture above, there is plenty more to be excited about than just soccer in this year’s Euro2008. The diehard female supporters of this years Euro2008 teams are just one more reason why we’ve been glued to the TV for every game.

Check out the girls from yeterday’s Euro2008 matches too!

After the jump check out today’s match-ups and see the teams’ girls. Read more

Who’d You Rather?

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Lyric Suicide
Age 20
Location Ontario Canada

Into:
Indie comics, horror movies,
Johen Vasquez, drinks with
umbrellas, Final Fantasy games,
bras and panties, sleeping,
kisses in the rain, Ted Nafiah,
my ugly blanket, watching
boxsets all day shocking people.

Not Into:
KFC, being told no, busy days,
plan people, two faced people,
closed minded people, people
who treat their children badly.

Fave Bands:
Our Lady Peace
The Academy Is
Panic! At The Disco
Maroon 5
Tea Party
Fall Out Boy

Fave Films:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Scream
The Notebook
Sweeney Todd
Harry Potter movies

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Shiro Suicide
Age 23
Location: United Kingdom

Into:
Lots of things

Not Into:
War, people that lie,
false economy and
attention seekers

Makes her happy:
My boyfriend, chocolate,
having a drink or two.

Makes her sad:
lol Also my boyfriend,
poverty and terrorism.

Fave Bands:
AFI
American Nightmare
Shai Hulud
Aphex Twin
Blacklisted
Gwen Stefani
Squarepusher
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Haunted
Horrorpops

Fave Films:
Leon
Edward Scissorhands
Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
My Neighbour Torto
Howl’s Moving Castle
The Life of Brian
The Little Shop Of Horrors

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Annisa Suicide
Location: Detroit

Into:
A steady morphine drip,
my burlesque troupe…
The Fat Bottom Girls,
photography, good old
fashion drunken debauchery

Not Into:
Drama

Makes her happy:
My kitty… You kitty.

Makes her sad:
Being bored, being broke
and p.m.s

Fave Bands:
The Slits
Queen
Kaada
Bjork
Fantomas
Mars Volta
Sublime
Otis Redding
Tenacious D

Fave Films:
Dark Crystal
Spirited Away
Harry Potter
Nacho Libre
Pan’s Labyrinth
Forbidden Zone
Gummo
David Lynch
War Of The Worlds

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Abbiss Suicide
Age 21
Location Belgium

Into:
Myself, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Not into:
YOU

Makes me happy:
Having orgasms

Makes me sad:
Not having orgasms

Hobbies:
Sex, modelling, traveling,
studying languages, …

5 things i can’t live without:
Air, food, water, sun, sex,
love, my wardrobe, my phone,
discoveries, and so on…
You said 5??

Vices:
Venality, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

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Roza Suicide
Age 22
Location Michigan

Into:
Rock N’ Roll, making out
in alleys, air guitar, spying,
wearing sunglasses at night,
Billy Idol, changing the world

Not Into:
Rap, sports, math, boring
people, lazy people

Makes her happy:
friends, family, fat round furry
animals, booze, the sun, and
getting what I want.

Makes her sad:
Liars, jerks, being taken for
granted, people who are
a**holes.

Fave Bands:
Guns N’ Roses, Billy Idol,
Poison, Motley Crue
Bob Seger, T Rex
Jim Carroll Band
Waylon Jennings

Fave Films:
The Lost Boys, Pretty in Pink
Crocodile Dundee, Poltergeist
Chucky movies, Labyrinth
Weird Science, Harry Potter
Neverending Story
Lord of the Rings

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Antanaclasis Suicide
Age 19
Location Massachusetts

Into:
Ex boyfriend, tight pants, long
hair, mohawks, pink hair, anchor
tattoos,neck piercings, breathing,
suspensions, sincerity, curiosity

Not Into:
Whinning, lies and deceit,
F**king up tremendously.

Makes her happy:
Learning, smart people, bottles
of rum, and a handful of peels,
ovaries for sale on ebay,
24 hour pajama parties.

Makes her sad:
Being really sick and unable to
breath thru my nose, having to
listen to bad music, sleeping
for 5 hours during the day.

Fave Bands:
As I Lay Dying, Walls of Jericho
Otep, Farewell Radiance, Misfits
Bleeding Through, Dead To Fall
Suicidal Tendencies, Danzig

Fave Films:
Waking Life, Amelie
The Salton Sea, Memento

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Opaque Suicide
Location: Ohio

Into:
Things you’re not

Not Into:
Unconscious consumption

Makes her happy:
Sunsets, animals (alive),
the potential to make a
difference, open mindedness

Makes her sad:
The murder of animals, apathy,
the government, destruction of
the natural world, ignorance,
selfishness and exploitation.

Fave Bands:
Tool

Fave Films:
The Holy Mountain

Hobbies:
Reading, yoga,
hiding from the world

5 things i can’t live without:
Food, water, shelter.. damn it,
that’s only three.

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