We know that most of the people who live in the San Diego area head to other destinations for Spring Break, but that just means the people left partying here are extra trashy. You’re not allowed to drink on the beaches any more (due to a fight with drunken partiers and SWAT team members), but that doesn’t mean you can’t drink in the ocean. Duri… Click to read more

If Panama City is only the #7 trashiest spring break destination, you know that we’re bringing some serious heat with the rest of our picks – heat that is similar to the burning sensation you’d feel after leaving a place like PCB. Last year’s ‘celebrities’ that showed up include the cast of the Jersey Shore, Young Joc,… Click to read more

It’s been hailed has the “mecca for motorsports”, with the old Daytona Beach Road Course having hosted races for over 50 years before being replaced in 1959 by the Daytona International Speedway. The city is also the headquarters for NASCAR and the Grand American Road Racing Association. Where there’s motorsports, you know the… Click to read more

Sneaking its way into #5 is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Having been here for Senior Week twice (victory lap, baby) I know the ins-and-outs of South Myrtle Beach, not to be confused with North Myrtle Beach. South Myrtle (the trashier side) is run by three defining places: the beach, Broadway on the Beach, and the strip clubs. During the day, you’ll spe… Click to read more

It’s probably surprising that Miami Beach is on our list, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants all why trying to keep a straight-face. Clubs like Space, Nikki Beach, Mansion, an… Click to read more

Of course it makes sense that Las Vegas is the trashiest destination to head for Spring Break; it’s the home of gambling, strip clubs, and anything else you can buy with money. While there aren’t any beaches to go to, those wanting to rock a bathing suit can find plenty of pool parties to attend. Surprisingly to some, the room rates are very afforda… Click to read more

Maybe it’s the fact that Key West is the southernmost inhabitable place in the lower 48 states or that its claims to have never had a frost, but this place is a continuous party. During the high Spring Break season, open container laws are not enforced – this is coming from the Chief of Police. One of the must-see destinations is the Garden of Eden ba… Click to read more

How can it get any trashier than South Padre, a beach that essentially exists for the sole purpose of having wild parties? This year, expect to see the beach host musicians like Skrillex, Tiesto, and Avicii along with whoever else Coca-Cola wants to bring along for their daily 11 AM – 6 PM slosh-fest. If you don’t feel like joining in on the readily… Click to read more

Earlier this week, HuffPo reported that an Iranian man “suffers” from a “permanent semi-erection” thanks to a tattoo he got on his dong-piece. First of all, how does that work? Does he have to be hard first to get the tat? Gotta be, right? Anyway, even though he’s wishing he’d never ever get another boner as long as he li… Click to read more

Early this morning, MTV reported that Justin Bieber got a tattoo of Jesus lookin’ super sad. We know Biebs is spiritual but that’s a little intense. He should’ve at least considered the Buddy Christ ink job. In the battle for God’s favorite celebrity son, I guess it’s now Tim Tebow’s move. Until then, take a loo… Click to read more

Mario and Luigi have permanently cemented their place in pop culture history. The two loveable Italian plumbers are the most popular video game characters of all time and they have clearly made their impact on their fans. Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some Super Mario Bros. but the people in this gallery have to be beyond obsessed. Can a girl take you seriously if you have Bowser tattooed on your forearm? Will having Mario and Luigi on your feet get you laid? The jury is out on that one, but until we figure it out, check out 48 of the craziest Super Mario Bros. tattoos after the jump!

Whatever name you want to give it, marijuana is everywhere. It’s in your head shops (sorry, I forgot they’re for tobacco use only), it’s in your neighbor’s house, it’s even on people’s skin. That’s right, people everywhere are rocking some serious ganja tattoos. I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that these people chose to get inked up because they really support the ’420 movement,’ not because they were “blacked out” high. Quick warning: if you thought that people rocking The Dude tattoos were out of shape, keep in mind these people are pot-heads (read: stereotypically lazy). Regardless, make sure you check out these toke-n pot tats below.

No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week, we feature a Hall of Fame level gallery of MJ, Vida Guerra, Irresponsible Pet Rocks, a library of Man Knowledge, how to make wine from flowers, making kegs from watermelons, whether or not Steve Jobs is in heaven, and much more. Check it out after the jump!

On Saturday, Oct. 22 and Sunday, Oct. 23, adults 21 and over will be able to sign up at the Jeremiah Weed event space in the Talladega fan zone to receive a free tattoo. For every tattoo inked, Jeremiah Weed will make a $100 donation to The Air Force Village, a charity committed to providing a safe, secure and dignified place for indigent surviving spouses of retired Air Force personnel. We had the chance to talk with Matt about ink jobs and his real job. Check it out after the jump.

The tramp stamp first came to prominence in the late 90s. How or why, we don’t know. As Vince Vaughn’s character declared in Wedding Crashers upon seeing one, “it might as well be a bull’s eye”. The Germans call it, “Arschgeweih”, which means ‘ass antlers’, which may be my new favorite slang term. While some less than attractive ladies need tramp stamps simply to get the attention, we have to wonder why the hotter tots get ‘em done (we’re already lookin’, girls, we don’t need advertising). Unless, it’s to advertise that they put out. Then we get it and we thank you. Check out our photo gallery of truly “tremendous” tramp stamps after the jump.