The freaks came out for this weekend’s 15th Annual New York City Tattoo Convention! So did college students, some suburbanites, and a very nice financial adviser. We also scribbled down amazing things that we couldn’t help overhearing. Here are our favorite deep thoughts from the convention–as told from a safe distance because, you know, some of those types really are scary…

We’re getting geared up for tonight’s big Joey Ramone Birthday Bash, where our ticket buys us a t-shirt, a copy of Joey’s new …Ya Know? album, and an evening of NYC gutter-rockers paying tribute to The Ramones. (We could’ve gotten on the list, but it’s for charity, man!) We’re also almost done reading Johnny&#… Click to read more

I don’t know where these horse heads came from, but I’m a huge fan. Whether they’re on seals, people holding shotguns, or on actual horses, you can’t help but feel a little weird inside. That’s a natural reaction, and one that we actually aim for in our feature of Yes This Happened. We’ve found that there’s like w… Click to read more

If you haven’t already heard the very important news announcement brought to you by Ron Burgundy on Conan last night, an agreement to film Anchorman 2 has been signed. Needless to say, everyone (and thus the internet) erupted into excitement. The funny thing is a lot of people forget that when Anchorman was first released, people were talking about ho… Click to read more

No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random WTF p… Click to read more

It’s not uncommon to see musicians today with upwards of 10 tattoos on their face alone, or pieces so big that they take up a whole side of the face. It seems like only yesterday when the idea of permanently implanting ink under your face skin went hand in hand with being unemployable for the rest of your life.  But I guess when you are a young millionaire wi… Click to read more

We know that most of the people who live in the San Diego area head to other destinations for Spring Break, but that just means the people left partying here are extra trashy. You’re not allowed to drink on the beaches any more (due to a fight with drunken partiers and SWAT team members), but that doesn’t mean you can’t drink in the ocean. Duri… Click to read more

If Panama City is only the #7 trashiest spring break destination, you know that we’re bringing some serious heat with the rest of our picks – heat that is similar to the burning sensation you’d feel after leaving a place like PCB. Last year’s ‘celebrities’ that showed up include the cast of the Jersey Shore, Young Joc,… Click to read more

It’s been hailed has the “mecca for motorsports”, with the old Daytona Beach Road Course having hosted races for over 50 years before being replaced in 1959 by the Daytona International Speedway. The city is also the headquarters for NASCAR and the Grand American Road Racing Association. Where there’s motorsports, you know the… Click to read more

Sneaking its way into #5 is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Having been here for Senior Week twice (victory lap, baby) I know the ins-and-outs of South Myrtle Beach, not to be confused with North Myrtle Beach. South Myrtle (the trashier side) is run by three defining places: the beach, Broadway on the Beach, and the strip clubs. During the day, you’ll spe… Click to read more

It’s probably surprising that Miami Beach is on our list, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants all why trying to keep a straight-face. Clubs like Space, Nikki Beach, Mansion, an… Click to read more

Of course it makes sense that Las Vegas is the trashiest destination to head for Spring Break; it’s the home of gambling, strip clubs, and anything else you can buy with money. While there aren’t any beaches to go to, those wanting to rock a bathing suit can find plenty of pool parties to attend. Surprisingly to some, the room rates are very afforda… Click to read more

Maybe it’s the fact that Key West is the southernmost inhabitable place in the lower 48 states or that its claims to have never had a frost, but this place is a continuous party. During the high Spring Break season, open container laws are not enforced – this is coming from the Chief of Police. One of the must-see destinations is the Garden of Eden ba… Click to read more

How can it get any trashier than South Padre, a beach that essentially exists for the sole purpose of having wild parties? This year, expect to see the beach host musicians like Skrillex, Tiesto, and Avicii along with whoever else Coca-Cola wants to bring along for their daily 11 AM – 6 PM slosh-fest. If you don’t feel like joining in on the readily… Click to read more

Earlier this week, HuffPo reported that an Iranian man “suffers” from a “permanent semi-erection” thanks to a tattoo he got on his dong-piece. First of all, how does that work? Does he have to be hard first to get the tat? Gotta be, right? Anyway, even though he’s wishing he’d never ever get another boner as long as he li… Click to read more