You get drunk, you stumble into a tattoo parlor, and you request the FUNNIEST or most BAD-ASS ink job anyone’s ever conceived. You do realize this isn’t a permanent marker, right? You realize the removal is just as expensive as the application? I mean, we even showed you 210 WTF Were They Thinking Tattoos last year and you STILL went out and got Bert and Ernie sodomizing Frank the Tank from Old School. So, in an effort to stop the madness, we’ve collected 210 MORE WTF Were They Thinking tattoo pics. You’re welcome!

Here at COED we’re used to seeing some pretty disturbing things. It comes with the territory of Googling with the safe search off all day. But nothing prepared us for the following 85 photos which are so upsetting, so disgusting, and so surprisingly erotic that we’ve taken turns gouging eachother’s eyes out.

Mugshot tattoos are such an easy way for America’s classiest criminals to say if you think I regret getting caught for this crime, imagine how much I regret tattooing my MySpace profile on my chest. Just yesterday this mugshot of what appears to be a genuine ladies man literally blew up the internet. So in honor of all these upstanding criminals we present you with the 60 best mugshot tattoo photos in the world.

These days, it seems as though everyone, from your professor to your little sister, has a tattoo. And some of them aren’t half bad. But if the Internet is evidence of anything, there are a hell of a lot more hilariously horrible tattoos out there than anyone would like to admit. So we made it our duty to scour for all the worst pictures the Internet has to off, giving you hundreds of examples of what not to get as your next tat.