Texas Independence Babes

Yee-haw – It’s Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we’ve rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a*…

Miss COED: Tara Conner

The best Miss USA ever, 22-year-old Tara Conner was nearly dethroned in 2006 after reports of heavy drinking, cocaine and anti-depressant abuse, and totally drunk kissing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair percolated to the surfac…

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet…

Daily Snapshot: Tara Conner, Former Miss USA… and Coke Fiend

When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation.
You’ve been warned!