Yee-haw – It’s Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we’ve rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

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As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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The best Miss USA ever, 22-year-old Tara Conner was nearly dethroned in 2006 after reports of heavy drinking, cocaine and anti-depressant abuse, and totally drunk kissing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair percolated to the surface. She checked into rehab and kept her lesbian make-out sessions under wraps. Our only question is, why didn’t God make all women this amazing?

Check out Tara Conner’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)

When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation.

You’ve been warned!