Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

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Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

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I surveyed 100 men on the street and asked them for their top 10 fears. The list is as follows:

1. Dog the Bounty Hunter
2. Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
3. Gregory Peck
4. AID’s
5. Tank tops

I’m just going to stop at tank tops as this insecurity brings up an important style issue. Most men feel that they have to be a lifetime member of Gold’s Gym before they can even think about purchasing a nice tank top. This is another lie pushed on you by muscular men everywhere. The skinnier and more sickly you look, the better a tank top will look on you, just take a trip to Eastern Europe in August. Some of you rock old school basketball jerseys from the your youth when basketball was both entertaining and filled with uninhibited drug use (see: Shawn Kemp) and you guys are on the right track. However, you can’t wear basketball jerseys to church, but you are obsessed with the freedom and sleeziness provided to you from the tank tops, so what do you do? (more…)