It’s finally here, that time you can find out who out of your friends goes to get fake tans. Since it’s winter, it’s not as though they can lie to you and tell you that they actually sat outside to soak in the rays. The people you’ll find in this gallery never had a chance to try to play it off like their look was au natural; only little people living with a creepy hermit who makes candy can ever attain an orange hue without the help of spraypaint. I mean, these guys have frosted f*cking tips. Why would you want anything to do with them? Check out the 75 most wtf fake tans in the gallery after the jump!

In 2010 we hopefully saw the beginning of the end of the “Jersey” trend. I will never understand what it is about fake tans. I enjoy women with a light golden glow but I will never understand how you could find someone lacquered up in brown paint attractive. The following people took it to the extreme.

So pretending to be a minor league baseball player isn’t cutting it anymore and you’re searching for a new gimmick to pick up some girls while lying around on the beach. Posing as a professional surfer is not only easy, but incredibly effective, as nearly everyone’s impressed by someone’s ability to masterfully carve up the ocean. Grab your towel, sunglasses, and a board, because it’s time to go hunting for chicks… and waves to ride.

We’re almost done with summer some people are still struggling to pull off a golden glow. You can blame it on your complexion, blame it on not wanting to get skin cancer, or blame it on the fact that you’re naturally albino, but none of those are excuses to stay pale during the hottest months of the year.

She’s made Ric Flair fall face first with a kiss, she has an irresistible smile, she cancan take body slams, and most importantly she loves babies and puppies. She’s none other then WWE Diva turned Playboy Covergirl, Maria Kanellis.
Maria won wrestling fans hearts with her ditzy personality (don’t let it fool you), long legs, green doe eyes that melt even the… Click to read more

Six Signs Your Summer Fling Won’t Last
Once your tan fades, so will the love. End it now if you’re the type who gets attached. There’s no way the two of you will make it past August. [CollegeOTR]

UT Student Trades Out Political Signs
A UT economics senior sparked the idea for an online program that allows Hillary Clinton supporters to trade i… Click to read more